"Darkness, No Parents."-The Official Top 10 Movies and Top 5 Worst Movies of 2014 Voting ends 2/25

[kp404]

Everyone knows the rules: List your top 10 movies of 2014 (Those that released in limited in 2014 and released everywhere in 2015 count as well). LIST THEM NUMBERED OR THEY WON'T COUNT. Then, list your top 5 honorable mentions of movies you felt are SLEPT ON, didn't get their proper love or attention, or 5 Honorable mentions that you just want to give recognition.

NOW THE FUN PART: LIST YOUR TOP 5 WORST MOVIES OF THE YEAR YOU SAW AND ADD A REASON WHY IT SUCKED SO BAD FOR YOU. I willy tally all 3 lists at the end of the month.

My list is coming in another post; Let's debate, let's have fun with this thread! Here is a massive list of films that were released in 2014 to help you movie people remember all the stuff you saw all year last year:

The Lego Movie
22 Jump Street
Selma
Boyhood
Whiplash
Foxcatcher
Honeymoon
Under the Skin
The Babadook
Leviathan
Starred Up
'71
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Neighbors
Snowpiercer
Borgman
Blue Ruin
Two Days, One Night
Guardians of the Galaxy
Birdman
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Edge of Tomorrow
Mr. Turner
Nightcrawler
Gone Girl
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
The Imitation Game
Locke
Frank
How to Train Your Dragon 2
Big Hero 6
The Drop
A Most Wanted Man
Calvary
Chef
Top Five
Only Lovers Left Alive
X-men: Days of Future past
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Immigrant
Night Moves
The Double
Enemy
American Sniper
Into the Woods
Cake
John Wick
Interstellar
The Theory of Everything
A Most Violent Year
Taken 3
Unbroken
Fury
The Hobbit
Paddington
Inherent Vice
Wild
The Maze Runner
The Equalizer
The Interview
Dracula Untold
Blended
A Walk Among the Tombstones
Divergent
Lucy
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay part 1
The Gambler
Still Alice
The Book of Life
Annie
Exodus: Gods and Kings
Maleficient
The Guest
Mommy
Tusk
Dumb and Dumber To
Annabelle
Dear White People
Ouija
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Penguins of Madagascar
Expendables 3
300 Rise of an Empire
Kill the Messenger
let's Be Cops
Godzilla
Horrible Bosses 2
Noah
No Good Deed
Transcendence
jack Ryan
Sex Tape
A Most Wanted Man
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Need for Speed
Brick Mansions
Maps to the Stars
Non-Stop
The Purge: Anarchy
Deliver Us From Evil
The Signal
Jersey Boys
Tammy
I Frankenstein
Robocop
Get on Up
Sabotage
The Rover
Draft Day
Devil's Due
Think Like A Man Too
Ride Along
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@hexagram23 you know what to do fam. Tag the brehs and sticky this potential classic

 

[TheGodling]

There's only one movie on that list that is currently in my top 10.

 

[MartyMcFly]

I'll be back. Good looks on writing all the movies down breh. May wanna tag some folks to get the ball moving.

 

[TheGodling]

Hold up, Snowpiercer was 2014? Could've sworn it was '13 so it might become a surprise entry then.

 

[CM_Burns]

I still haven't seen Inherent Vice, Boyhood, Selma, and a few others I want to see, but

1.Nightcrawler
2.Whiplash
3.Gone Girl
4.Foxcatcher
5.Interstellar
6.Fury
7.Birdman
8.Edge of Tomorrow
9.Hobbit
10.Sin City 2

Movies That Will Make Some Worst Lists That I Liked:

Annabelle
Hobbit
Sin City 2
The Interview
Lucy- I swear this movie was good. It reminded me a lot of shroom/acid trips.

Worst That I Saw

1.The Equalizer- The action had no intensity or coolness to it, just a lot of fast cuts and grisly violence. Everything else was standard. This isn't a movie you point at for incompetency, or laugh at for being bad, but I was bored after 15 minutes and just wanted the movie to end constantly.

2.Tammy- Didn't watch this by choice. It sucked, but was short.

3.Neighbors- Wasn't very funny.

4.Captain America 2- Not terrible, but I swear every Marvel movie "takes things to a new level" or is "mature", and this was pretty much like every Marvel movie. Not bad, just average imo.

5.Hunger Games 3- This movie happened, that's about it.

 

[kp404]

MY OFFICIAL LIST OF TOP MOVIES OF 2014

1)UNDER THE SKIN (Directed by Jonathan Glazer) Starring Scarlett Johansson.
2)BIRDMAN (Directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu) Starring Michael Keaton, Edward Norton.
3)SELMA (Directed by Ava DuVernay) Starring David Oyelowo, Carmen Ejogo.
4)STARRED UP (Directed by David Mackenzie) Starring Jack O'Connell, Ben Mendelsohn.
5)WHIPLASH (Directed by Damian Chazelle) Starring Miles Teller, J.K. Simmons.
6)LEVIATHAN (Directed by Andrey Zvyagintsev) Starring Aleksey Serebryakov, Elena Lyadova.
7)DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (Directed by Matt Reeves) Starring Gary Oldman, Andy Serkis.
8)FOXCATCHER (Directed by Bennett Miller) Starring Steve Carell, Channing Tatum)
9)TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT (Directed by the Dardenne Brothers) Starring Marion Cotillard, Fabrizio Rongione.
10)THE LEGO MOVIE (Directed by Phil Lord, Chris MIller) Starring Will Arnett, Chris Pratt.

***HONORABLE MENTIONS***
1)BLUE RUIN (Directed by Jeremy Saulnier) Starring Macon Blair, Devin Ratray.
2)THE BABADOOK (Directed by Jennifer Kent) Starring Essie Davis, Noah Wisemen
3)NIGHTCRAWLER (Directed by Dan Gilroy) Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Rene Russo.
4)SNOWPIERCER (Directed by Joon-ho Bong) Starring Chris Evans, Tilda Swinton.
5)TIE: X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST (Directed by Bryan Singer) Starring Hugh Jackman.
LOCKE (Directed by Steven Knight) Starring Tom Hardy.
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (Directed by J.C. Chandor) Starring Oscar Isaac, Jessica Chastain.


TOP 5 WORST MOVIES OF THE YEAR
1)ANNABELLE (Lazy, Lazy, Lazy and Stupid. Doll does nothing the entire movie. Did I mention how fukking stupid the story is?)
2)A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST (Seth McFarlane is a terrible actor and unlike Ted, the jokes are bland and corny).
3)THE BAG MAN (Anybody that tells me that Robert De Niro doesn't have a shytty second half of his career, watch this piece of shyt. Please.)
4)TRANSFORMERS (No explanation needed.)
5)TIE:THE GAMBLER (Pointless remake with no heart at all.)
RIDE ALONG (Tim Story needs to be banned from making movies. And Ice Cube has
NEVER been funny (except in Jump Street movies).

 

[kp404]

There's only one movie on that list that is currently in my top 10.

Obviously I put the most mainstream films of the year on the list for the people that aren't into indie cinema and limited releases like me

If I added all the stuff I saw especially the foreign stuff, a lot of that was not wide release. I anticipate seeing your list though (Guess Gosling's bullshyt Lost River movie didn't make the cut)

 

[TheGodling]

Obviously I put the most mainstream films of the year on the list for the people that aren't into indie cinema and limited releases like me

If I added all the stuff I saw especially the foreign stuff, a lot of that was not wide release. I anticipate seeing your list though (Guess Gosling's bullshyt Lost River movie didn't make the cut)

I was kidding, I think there's like four or five movies on there that are under strong consideration. Even then my list will probably be extremely obscure compared to others, but it is what it is.

And we won't know if Gosling's movie is bullshyt until we've seen it, breh. People hated Only God Forgives even though that was a top 3 movie of 2013. Not that I'm having high expectations or anything though, I'm a fan of Gosling the actor, Gosling the director has yet to prove himself to me.

 

[FlyRy]

1.Birdman
2. Whiplash
3. Interstellar
4.The Grand Budapest Hotel
5.Guardians of the Galaxy
6.Edge of Tomorrow
7.Nightcrawler
8. Gone Girl
9. Under the Skin
10. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


HM:
1.Only Lovers Left Alive
2.Blue Ruin
3.Predestination
4. Chef
5.The Drop

Spoiler

6. Snowpiercer
7.Winter Soldier
8. Top Five
9. Begin Again
10. Boyhood

Worst (that I saw):

1. Sex Tape - might be the worst movie i've ever seen
2. Noah - Rock Giants
3. The Theory of Everything.. (call me crazy but i hated it ..nice soundtrack though)
4. Hobbit 3 (hurts me soul* lupe fiasco voice*) to you greedy peter jackson Shoulda been 2 movies MAX


Special shout out and Black Excellence award to Chadwick Boseman for his underrated performance in Get On Up

#ColiTopTen

 

[FlyRy]

Hold up, Snowpiercer was 2014? Could've sworn it was '13 so it might become a surprise entry then.

yea this is confusing me.. you been calling it a 2013 film and so does IMDB.

but most of us saw it in 2014 . I'm about to re-watch it.. I own it even though its on the flix

 

[TheGodling]

yea this is confusing me.. you been calling it a 2013 film and so does IMDB.

but most of us saw it in 2014 . I'm about to re-watch it.. I own it even though its on the flix

It got released in Asia/France in 2013, movie leaked online by the end of '13/early '14 (that's when I saw it), most of the world didn't get it until '14. So it's whatever really. The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya is going to be my #1 (unless something major is hidden in the leftover movies) and that one was released in Japan in '13 and the rest of the world in '14.

 

[92Inc]

1. Night crawler
2 The Babadook
3.Predestination
4. Whipsplash
5.Jodorowsky's Dune documentary
6. John wick
7. The raid 2
8. The guest
9. snow piercer
10. Affliction

 

[FlyRy]

It got released in Asia/France in 2013, movie leaked online by the end of '13/early '14 (that's when I saw it), most of the world didn't get it until '14. So it's whatever really. The Tale Of The Princess Kaguya is going to be my #1 (unless something major is hidden in the leftover movies) and that one was released in Japan in '13 and the rest of the world in '14.

where does that leave something like Predestination.. which all of us saw over thanksgiving but is a 2015 film?

word to the list above me

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

1. The Babadook
2,3,4.... Who gives a fukk

 

[MartyMcFly]

1.

2.

Gone Girl

3.

John Wick

4.

A Most Violent Year

5.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

6.

Lego Movie

7.

Whiplash

8.

Dear White People

9.

Guardians of the Galaxy

10.

Birdman

Worst (and this is of what I saw)

1. Annabelle-although I knew it'd be trash going in)
2. Transformers age of extinction-wasn't even fun. Just boring
3. Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies-Good God was this terrible. Just incoherent
4. A Million Ways to Die in the West-Not funny at all and Seth MacFarlane is not the guy to lead your movie. Especially one written by Seth MacFarlane