Damn, this nikka came to the club with his chick, got his chick taken from him by Derek Jeter

[mcdivit85]

you're talking about a celebrity crush sort of deal....what are the odds that a world famous celebrity that your woman has a thing for is going to approach her on some indecent proposal shyt?

Dudes are shook, playa. The funny thing is, dudes are sitting here worried about some celebrity that their chick has a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of even being in the same club in the same city at the same time as. While thinking some dude his chick meets at the supermarket or gym can't take his chick all the same. Like the club is the only place a dude can take that L.

This thread is funny because of the stories. But if a famous, swagged out, multi-millionaire takes your chick for the night, then what can you really say? What can you really do?

But beyond the celebrity thing, what's funny is that it doesn't even take all of that. Since so many dudes are on Baby Boy status out here, a dude who's just solid and dresses well and has a solid mouthpiece and looks like he's not struggling can pull other dudes' chicks. And let's not even mention the hustlers, d-boys and/or dudes who simply have their money extra tight.

They don't even have to be famous and they rent some dude's chick for the night...or straight take the chick full scale to where dude never hears from girl ever again.

Peace

 

[philmonroe]

you're talking about a celebrity crush sort of deal....what are the odds that a world famous celebrity that your woman has a thing for is going to approach her on some indecent proposal shyt?

I don't normally agree with you but exactly you got a better chance to hit the lottery lol

I think you're underestimating how much women secretly fawn over this shyt.

Women aren't really that vocal about it, but mind you, they've been going ham over this shyt since there were boy bands they were freaking out over.

Thats true but what he said still makes sense in the fact for most people living a regular life unless you live in a few cities how often you going to run into these people like its nothing?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You realize this is the coli right? Exaggerating shyt is what we do best. Some dude loses his girl to a celebrity and suddenly all men will be losing their girls to rappers and athletes so don't even bother getting married or having a girl because it's really not worth it.

man fukk outta here.

Its pretty much a given that dudes UNDERestimate how much power the next man has out here.

Everyone thinks they can't get caught slipping UNTIL THEY DO

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I don't normally agree with you but exactly you got a better chance to hit the lottery lol

Thats true but what he said still makes sense in the fact for most people living a regular life unless you live in a few cities how often you going to run into these people like its nothing?

I'm not talking about celebs, but since we're talking about celebs...most dudes will just have to take that L or prepare to do so.

 

[L&HH]

I don't normally agree with you but exactly you got a better chance to hit the lottery lol

Thats true but what he said still makes sense in the fact for most people living a regular life unless you live in a few cities how often you going to run into these people like its nothing?

can we stay germane to the topic. This thread is moreso about anecdotes of a chick getting taken and how would you react.

 

[philmonroe]

can we stay germane to the topic. This thread is moreso about anecdotes of a chick getting taken and how would you react.

Don't quote me unless you quoting everybody doing the same thing nikka

Edit: If anybody wants to hear ole boy tell the story and didn't hear it its on the his and hers podcast from last week the fourth I believe. Its like 28 minutes long just in case anybody wants to hear dude tell the story.

 

[86\*/98]

nah you were goofing off trying to be funny.

Don't blame her.

You coulda had that.

I wasn't blaming her and I'm sure I could've hit. But I just wasn't going to treat her like some goody goody, when I saw her throw all self respect out the window for a night with a rnb singer, and I know she would've tried to make me put in work. I'm good on playing the sucker.

 

[FaTaL]

jeter was

 

[BruhMayne]

This shyt is real, was about to happen to me yesterday with my favorite freak chick

But she's only a 7 and he could probably get 11s . If that nikka knew how disgusting she was though I woulda had blue balls last night

 

[Ashley Banks]

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

If I had a dollar for every time I witnessed this I wouldn't have to work. If your girl dimed out ad a celebrity comes in the club, just make up a reason to get out of there. It's better that way.

That boy trey songz is they don't call him Mr. Steal Yo Girl for nothing. I wouldnt even invite that nikka to my wedding

Dog I've had bytches suck my dikk just to get in the same VIP section as J. Cole.

It's a crazy world out here breh.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Would u leave me for a celebrity

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

"Jeter" is French for "to throw". As in they throw the p*ssy at Derek.

 

[L&HH]

Don't quote me unless you quoting everybody doing the same thing nikka

Edit: If anybody wants to hear ole boy tell the story and didn't hear it its on the his and hers podcast from last week the fourth I believe. Its like 28 minutes long just in case anybody wants to hear dude tell the story.

I wasn't really trying to throw any shade at you, yours was just the last comment at saw. It's just the thread went from humorous anecdotes of champagne being doused on thots to nikkas arguing back and forth about semantics

 

[philmonroe]

I was really trying to throw any shade at you, yours was just the last comment at saw. It's just the thread went from humorous anecdotes of champagne being doused on thots to nikkas arguing back and forth about semantics

I hear that but if you just said that statement you did without quoting me or at least quoting all the others it would have been cool. Keep it real in the same situation you'd felt like somebody was coming at you too? Its all good and glad to hear it isn't personal because I was like this just Internet stuff and don't remember any situation with us previous.