Damn, this nikka came to the club with his chick, got his chick taken from him by Derek Jeter

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To be honest I never understood why couples went out to the club in the first place.

Most people go to the club to take something home. If your girl ain't fine enough to be taken ya'll just in the way :manny:

I mean I don't know if I can agree with that. As a dude sometimes you can enjoy the club every now and then. A place to get drunk and pantomime your favorite song at the moment. I wouldn't want to bring my chick but if she was insistent what can you do
 

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Bruh, I was at The Velvet room in Atlanta, talking to an attractive young lady. The conversation was going well, so of course I tried to get her to leave with me, and this chick started going on and on, about how classy she was, and how she could never leave the club with a strange guy. The funny thing is, I believed her, and set up a date for the next day right there on the spot. She agrees to meet me tomorrow, and we go our separate ways. Lo and fukking behold, about 30 minutes later, I see this nikka Trey in the VIP pouring champagne on this bytches face, and she's acting like her soul is being purified in the waters from Lake Minatonka, because she's literally hitting this number.:blessed:

I watched her take a champagne bath, grab on this nikkas meat, go for a kiss and get mushed away, and then get pushed to kiss another girl(she does it), and then finally leave with this fool. I wasn't even salty, all I could do was laugh at the complete 180 she made, with no shame at all. :pachaha:
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Howd that date go :mjpls:

I text her the next day and she didn't respond for a couple of days. When she hit me up, she apologized for standing me up, and asked if it was cool if we met on the upcoming weekend; I texted her back "YUUUUP and I'm bringing champagne". She never hit me back, guess I don't have that rnb singer swag.:manny:
 

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I text her the next day and she didn't respond for a couple of days. When she hit me up, she apologized for standing me up, and asked if it was cool if we met on the upcoming weekend; I texted her back "YUUUUP and I'm bringing champagne". She never hit me back, guess I don't have that rnb singer swag.:manny:

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Date girls who go clubbing
Date girls who watch baseball
Date girls who watch E channel or Bravo

:mjlol:
 

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dawg...women have straight up TOLD some of their Boyfriend they'd sleep with XYZ dude if he came around.

you're talking about a celebrity crush sort of deal....what are the odds that a world famous celebrity that your woman has a thing for is going to approach her on some indecent proposal shyt?
 

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I text her the next day and she didn't respond for a couple of days. When she hit me up, she apologized for standing me up, and asked if it was cool if we met on the upcoming weekend; I texted her back "YUUUUP and I'm bringing champagne". She never hit me back, guess I don't have that rnb singer swag.:manny:
you almost handled it perfectly. I wouldn't have dropped the bomb until we met in person. Like just order an excessive amount of champagne, but that might be too expensive
 

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I text her the next day and she didn't respond for a couple of days. When she hit me up, she apologized for standing me up, and asked if it was cool if we met on the upcoming weekend; I texted her back "YUUUUP and I'm bringing champagne". She never hit me back, guess I don't have that rnb singer swag.:manny:
you almost handled it perfectly. I wouldn't have dropped the bomb until we met in person. Like just order an excessive amount of champagne, but that might be too expensive
 

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You act like losing a woman to a world famous celebrity or a rich person is common problem for the average man. lol
You realize this is the coli right? Exaggerating shyt is what we do best. Some dude loses his girl to a celebrity and suddenly all men will be losing their girls to rappers and athletes so don't even bother getting married or having a girl because it's really not worth it.
 

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I text her the next day and she didn't respond for a couple of days. When she hit me up, she apologized for standing me up, and asked if it was cool if we met on the upcoming weekend; I texted her back "YUUUUP and I'm bringing champagne". She never hit me back, guess I don't have that rnb singer swag.:manny:
you almost handled it perfectly. I wouldn't have dropped the bomb until we met in person. Like just order an excessive amount of champagne, but that might be too expensive
 

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you almost handled it perfectly. I wouldn't have dropped the bomb until we met in person. Like just order an excessive amount of champagne, but that might be too expensive

I really wasn't trying spend money or time on her at this point. If she would have showed up for the date the next day, I was planning on trying her hard during dinner, and if she pulled the mrs goody 4 shoes act again, I would've brought up what I saw her do, and then I would have left her at the table, without paying.
 

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you're talking about a celebrity crush sort of deal....what are the odds that a world famous celebrity that your woman has a thing for is going to approach her on some indecent proposal shyt?
I think you're underestimating how much women secretly fawn over this shyt.

Women aren't really that vocal about it, but mind you, they've been going ham over this shyt since there were boy bands they were freaking out over.
 

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I text her the next day and she didn't respond for a couple of days. When she hit me up, she apologized for standing me up, and asked if it was cool if we met on the upcoming weekend; I texted her back "YUUUUP and I'm bringing champagne". She never hit me back, guess I don't have that rnb singer swag.:manny:
nah you were goofing off trying to be funny.

Don't blame her.

You coulda had that.
 
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