Dak Does Dallas - The Dallas Cowboys '21 Offseason Thread

[Codeine Bryant]

Team sucks

 

[BlueHeffner]

Team sucks

Yep


And they are about to sign the average QB to $40m a yr to just compound our problems

 

[DaPresident]

I never want to see Jaylon Smith in a Cowboys uniform again

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

It looks like Andy Dalton wants to be a starter again so I don’t think he’s coming back.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

It looks like Andy Dalton wants to be a starter again so I don’t think he’s coming back.

Good luck with that shyt Andrew. fukk em and thanks for Andy Dalton’ing it up in the finale breh

 

[BlueHeffner]

This idiot really went 5-wide on the 5 yd line with the season on the line when you have a $90m RB

 

[El Bombi]

Thank GAWD the Eagles and Giants are getting all of the media heat right now and not the Cowboys.









But watch Jerruh attention whoring ass do something to get the attention back on the Cowboys.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

This is how opposing receivers look at him.

nikka tellin DBs “You a tough piece of leather, but you well put together.”

Edit: great thread title btw @dtownreppin214 them nicknames funny as shyt

 

[El Bombi]

nikka tellin DBs “You a tough piece of leather, but you well put together.”

Is Chucky making the playoffs next season?

That 10 million a year is

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Is Chucky making the playoffs next season?

That 10 million a year is

fukk no he ain’t making the playoffs.

Breh, we still use the same offseason thread from 2013. As a stanbase we hooppppeeelesssss, livin a thug life losin our focus babayyy, we troublesome......

Gruden is an elite finesse lord working on half a billy. He ain’t thinkin bout football

 

[BlueHeffner]

I dont even know what to make of this stat. At first glance, you’ll think its the defense thats holding us back. But there were games like the rams, patriots, eagles, saints, jets, and bills games where the offense stunk it up

Both units hardly EVER play well at the same time and that has been going on basically since Wade left

 

[duckbutta]

Expunge immediately:

Jaylon Smith™
Sean "IR" Lee
Tyrone "my neck, my back" Crawford
Almond Brown
Asswozie
Sideshow Bob
Joe "Mateen Cleaves" Looney
Xavier "Burnt Toast" Woods

Put on a list:

All Linebackers Matter
Trystena "Nap Time" Hill
Jourdan "snitch" Lewis

Legit spit coffee on the floor at these

 

[duckbutta]

Don't even know where to start with what we need...

We 3 backup quarterbacks away from being 3 - 13

 

[Spade]

I never want to see Jaylon Smith in a Cowboys uniform again

he isn't cut yet? That little fake tough guy dance he had against the giants warranted a cut in the middle of the game.

 

[duckbutta]

Hire a new DC

I agree...but then a new DC is probably going to move us back to a 4-3 so then the whole year of playing in a 3 - 4 was a waste