D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete

BlvdBrawler

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I'd get a vasectomy and tell every girl I'm boning that I want her to have my kid ASAP so I can carry on my lineage with her and start a family and support her forever and all that bullshyt. And then when she didn't get pregnant I'd tell her she wasn't good enough and there's something wrong with her and she's not who / what I thought she was and we can't see each other anymore.

I'd also never return phone calls.
 

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Walk around like Napolean with one hand tucked into my shirt.

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Lac, that would just.be pathetic tho. Like people would laugh at u:usure:

I'd make jumpoffs call me Lord or Gawd and make them give me dome in front of random churches when sunday service is ending
 

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I would never answer people directly, but rather have an assistant that they would have to speak to first.

*fan asks for autograph*

*ignores fan*

*assistant asks fan what they want*

*fans tells assistant they want autograph*

*assistant whispers in my ear and says fan wants autograph*

*tells assistant to tell fan no*

*assistant tells fan no*
 
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