damn breh I beat the game as a street kid in like 20-23 hours, glitches and all.Couldn't finish this. I put in about 43 hours. It was just meh.
Low-key, Judy is trash and selfish as fukk. I was gonna play it cool because I'm only halfway through Act 2 so I was thinking maybe they were hitting me with the pump fake, but now that it's dawned on me she actually left after she sent me a photo of an Oregon sunrise, I'm about to get in my feelings.
bytch, I helped you clear every obstacle that presented itself -- even rescuing a broke down hooker that wasn't worth the two pennies we found laying on the ground next to her -- and all you can tell me when you find out I'm dying slow is that, "I'll figure it out?"
I wasn't expecting no ass -- I know you're a dyke and I'm smashing Panam & the Asian Joy Toy on Jig Jig Street already hoe but this really how you do your nikkas? No wonder Suzie don't fukk with you and Eveyln killed herself.
Everytime I turn around now, you're texting me about your geriatric grandparents and showing me photos of prosperity, nature, and your van. bytch, I'm still in Night City & fukking dying..! But I guess it's cool because you gave me access to a beach house with no plumbing in the a$$hole of Rancho Coronado. I'm still in Act 2 but I swear to God if I had a gun and she was standing in front of me, I'd shoot this bytch in the foot.
Low-key, Judy is trash and selfish as fukk. I was gonna play it cool because I'm only halfway through Act 2 so I was thinking maybe they were hitting me with the pump fake, but now that it's dawned on me she actually left after she sent me a photo of an Oregon sunrise, I'm about to get in my feelings.
bytch, I helped you clear every obstacle that presented itself -- even rescuing a broke down hooker that wasn't worth the two pennies we found laying on the ground next to her -- and all you can tell me when you find out I'm dying slow is that, "I'll figure it out?"
I wasn't expecting no ass -- I know you're a dyke and I'm smashing Panam & the Asian Joy Toy on Jig Jig Street already hoe but this really how you do your nikkas? No wonder Suzie don't fukk with you and Eveyln killed herself.
Everytime I turn around now, you're texting me about your geriatric grandparents and showing me photos of prosperity, nature, and your van. bytch, I'm still in Night City & fukking dying..! But I guess it's cool because you gave me access to a beach house with no plumbing in the a$$hole of Rancho Coronado. I'm still in Act 2 but I swear to God if I had a gun and she was standing in front of me, I'd shoot this bytch in the foot.
but panam is the best.
Panam trifling as shyt ole "but but but I don't need the tribe" til she fukk everything up and need the tribe, me, and buy two get one free spots at the morgue after she gets her people mulchedAnd it aint even close.
If I told Panam how I felt, she's ride & die enough to make that drive and pull up on her to run my fade but I'm gonna let her live only because I'm too busy trying to figure out how not to die.
Fixers owe V favors. Shame I can't make Night City a no fly zone for her. Come check in at Corpo Plaza when you touch down hoe, & don't even think about laying low in the Badlands. The Aldecaldos are deep and owe me several favors.
Panam trifling as shyt ole "but but--
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Cooler heads will prevail. Enjoy your Saturday night and be blessed, king.
Can't wait for the DLC, this was my favorite DLC.