Creep level over 9000.. just ordered some business cards exclusively to hand out to women

Luxury Tax

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This worked lovely in 2000 when nobody had social media and a lot of people still didn't have cell phones :flabbynsick:
And it usually impressed chicks

in 2017 i'm seriously doubting this shyt going work, probably come across as some creep squad shyt
you can lock people information into your phone instantly, so what's the point of a card?
it's a clear signal that you either too shy or scared to just exchange information in person now

Real talk! Pre-2000 My og potnah/mentor used to hit broads with personal business cards & stayed winning! :ohlawd:

I was young and didn't get it back then.:mindblown:..
"he'd be like, Lux u fukking up wasting time spitting & conversatin' when u should be in the wind on these hoes:ufdup: .

I thought I was raw, :takedat:I always responded on some ole "Fresh game is the best game:stopitslime:,:camby:FOH old nikka!"

I didn't become a believer until he had some cards made for me. :blessed:All that unnecessary jaw jacking and the possibility of being seen talking to the chick by other females were low.:win:

A brief introduction & passing out cards added to the mystique.:smugdraper::flabbynsick:
 

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I don't think you was ever offered p*ssy or you was ever in the presence of p*ssy to turn down, IMO.

I think you mean you didn't meet a woman yet who meets your requirements whatever they may be. I don't see how business cards is a solution to your struggles. In fact it's kinda lame and pathetic and that's how a female might view you. In the long run I want a breh to succeed but don't do this goofy shyt

Yeah I get on the internet pretending to turn down p*ssy.

My brothers GF tossed a bish in my lap that I didn't want.

Homegirl from HS is jobless and carless and wanted to hang out. Negative Ghost Rider.

GF I just left begging me to come back and see her.

AND ex flame from college who is all sprung... although after a few months of the dry dikc I have agreed to bed this one as long as she doesn't expect me to do anything besides smush.

I don't know why I feel the need to underline my previous statement but just know this

I have fukced three chicks in a pile before. I have done that twice. I have had enough threesomes that I prolly forgot a couple.

I know p*ssy Breh.
 

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Where the fukk yall live at where chicks have the courage to call the dude first?:wtf:

Yall dealing with older broads? Because they the ones who usually have the confidence to initiate contact with men.

shyt i'm deemed attractive and shyt women would damn near be too shy to even make prolonged eye contact with me and say hello first. I still had to initiate ...though I was living in Seattle.
 

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Just say you're a photographer :bryan:
Really all he has to do is order some circle business cards that are designed to look like a camera lens, with his contact info. Pass those shyts out....and feast.
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Update.

Old college flame? Took me a year almost to work that all the way out but I think we've come to another stopping point in the past few days.

I never actually got to put the cards to work cause I was squeezing on ole girl.

But now.. its time
 

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yes its a good idea, but at least have something real you are going to claim you are in business with.

it cost like 500.00 max to register you business at your local borough get it trademarked and you got the paperwork for life. luckily getting registered fills a lot of catergies so if you are selling clothes it you are also registred to sell toys,music, etc.

basically saying it cost little to get documents, then maybe a website or blog. dont need 9000 you can get 250 business card for 5.00 get them in black borders so you can ink out the companys logo on your business card so it looks more independent and not advertising some other dudes shyt.

last thing, have the documents and business card and you can claim to do many things. :salute:
 
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