Creep level over 9000.. just ordered some business cards exclusively to hand out to women

[Ghost Utmost]

Give chicks a greater chance of saying that they lost your number while being laughed at, brehs.
Unless you got a business or offering a service where you could justify walking around with your phone number on a piece of laser cut parchement, breh, stay away from this route.
If ya mouthpiece sharp enough, you shouldn't have a problem taking her phone and putting ya self in her contacts personally after you done got her comfortable with you. I mean, sure she can delete it and what's not, but chicks love that bold approach at times.
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I have the perfect cover. I'm an internet rapper. It's not like the card just has my name and digs on it and that's it.

This is a tool for use when the normal methods won't work. Of course I use the customary approach when I have time.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I have the perfect cover. I'm an internet rapper. It's not like the card just has my name and digs on it and that's it.

This is a tool for use when the normal methods won't work. Of course I use the customary approach when I have time.

Sounds like you got them bases covered, breh. Happy hunting.

 

[Swirv]

Yes and no.

I have been turning down puzzy cause it didn't meet my requirements.

I refuse to engage women who go online looking for sex partners. Same with finding a woman in a bar or a club.

Until a week and a half ago I had decided to just wait and not worry about sex. Then I got the offer I couldn't refuse from someone I know very well and it got me to thinking.

SOHH now I still want a quality woman but I am feeling more proactive about it.

So it's not puzzy generally, it's quality puzzy that I feel is elusive.

You don't know the p*ssy quality until you're up in it imo. Unless you talking about 360 qualities like personality, habits, drive, nurture etc.

However sometimes you can tell who has the strawberry kiwi off their vibe I guess

 

[Ghost Utmost]

You don't know the p*ssy quality until you're up in it imo. Unless you talking about 360 qualities like personality, habits, drive, nurture etc.

However sometimes you can tell who has the strawberry kiwi off their vibe I guess

No no. Definitely B.

I wasn't talking actual wetness and tightness of the box. That is indeed up close and personal.

I am talking about a woman with class and self respect. One who isn't out just fukcing and swallowing nuts from guys they meet 24 hours ago.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Buy a camera and start doing photography.


Get p*ssy and make money at the same time.

 

[Karb]

Nikkas handing out business cards to get p*ssy

I fukkin love this place

 

[smokeurobinson]

didn't Pimpin' Ken do something like that in Pimps Up Hoes Down??

 

[Kenny West]

Yes and no.

I have been turning down puzzy cause it didn't meet my requirements.

I refuse to engage women who go online looking for sex partners. Same with finding a woman in a bar or a club.

Until a week and a half ago I had decided to just wait and not worry about sex. Then I got the offer I couldn't refuse from someone I know very well and it got me to thinking.

SOHH now I still want a quality woman but I am feeling more proactive about it.

So it's not puzzy generally, it's quality puzzy that I feel is elusive.

So you only shoot your shot at elusive quality p*ssy....

Then why waste those shots on a cornball move like this? That card thing only makes sense if you trying to passively drawn in p*ssy in bulk. But if you out here trying to make picks on good talent while trying to avoid actually putting your bid in most of those shots are wasted. It's like trying to make a buzzerbeater doing a underhand trick shot with your eyes clothes. Less chance of success, only somewhat less effort/risk. good luck with those priorities

 

[-----]

My DMV experience made me think:

How can I slide a bish my digs on the low low super fast..?

Business cards!!

Is this lame or is it brilliant?

What's the reasoning behind this?

Are you providing a service for these to possibly take advantage of?

If its just to get sex from women then this is stupid.

 

[DPresidential]

nikkas really walking around with a reinforced laminated looseleaf card that says:

Hello,
It's Gregory -718-234-1123

If you got this, it means we had a stimulating conversation.

 

[tiff]

Some dude rolled up on me last Sunday and gave me his card, it said rapper producer, your greatest lover ever!
That shyt creeped me out! I felt like he was trying to kidnap me, cmon baby get in the car I'll take you home. I was like nah I'm good and kept walking, he followed me for a half a block driving off when I pulled my mace out. That was a weird experience...don't waste your money young man all those cards will end up trashed

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Some dude rolled up on me last Sunday and gave me his card, it said rapper producer, your greatest lover ever!
That shyt creeped me out! I felt like he was trying to kidnap me, cmon baby get in the car I'll take you home. I was like nah I'm good and kept walking, he followed me for a half a block driving off when I pulled my mace out. That was a weird experience...don't waste your money young man all those cards will end up trashed

For those that missed the DMV thread: I realized she was really open right near the end. It would have been possible to swap phones over the DMV counter but if I had to guess: it's probably frowned upon.

The business card would he been the perfect little punctuation to our exchange. Nice and discreet and had all the relevant info.

 

[desjardins]

This worked lovely in 2000 when nobody had social media and a lot of people still didn't have cell phones
And it usually impressed chicks
in 2017 i'm seriously doubting this shyt going work, probably come across as some creep squad shyt
you can lock people information into your phone instantly, so what's the point of a card?
it's a clear signal that you either too shy or scared to just exchange information in person now

 

[Adidacs]

don't do it

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yes and no.

I have been turning down puzzy cause it didn't meet my requirements.

I refuse to engage women who go online looking for sex partners. Same with finding a woman in a bar or a club.

Until a week and a half ago I had decided to just wait and not worry about sex. Then I got the offer I couldn't refuse from someone I know very well and it got me to thinking.

SOHH now I still want a quality woman but I am feeling more proactive about it.

So it's not puzzy generally, it's quality puzzy that I feel is elusive.

I don't think you was ever offered p*ssy or you was ever in the presence of p*ssy to turn down, IMO.

I think you mean you didn't meet a woman yet who meets your requirements whatever they may be. I don't see how business cards is a solution to your struggles. In fact it's kinda lame and pathetic and that's how a female might view you. In the long run I want a breh to succeed but don't do this goofy shyt