Cousin is thinking about marrying a stripper

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I swear to god breh, if there's not a pic by this time tomorrow I'm gonna neg you and only you for the rest of my coli career.

I don't care if I gotta quit my job, make 15 alt accounts, and post every minute of every day just to completely neg you into oblivion.

You got 24 hours breh :ufdup:
 

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:manny: think what yall wanna think, he got good woman on his hands.

real natural hair,

Can I just say how much it cracked me up that this was the first thing listed?? LMAO

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Also, having known strippers (and prostitutes) who have tried to quit, it's very hard for them to do so. Ultimately, like every other relatively lucrative hustle it becomes addictive. Too addictive to give up so easily for a normal 9-5.

This is the only concern, really. Once you get used to a steady money flow, it's hard to go legit waitin' on that 1st and 15th bidness. But hey, if she says she's gonna quit in July and she quits in July, it's whatever. But what if she can't find suitable (iho) work and gotta hit the Twerk Circuit again...
 

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She just danced for six years, I forgot what school she went too but what you said is right I wont front but hey she got it always paid off so :manny:

I told you all I gather with being around them, if it is something missing them hey its not my girl, but I believe she's not out there like that. I know chicks that are and she doesnt fit that group


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I don't know what group you're talking about but there's a group she's in just by virtue of being a stripper.

Im telling you, all girls have stripper fantasies but to be able to actually do it for six years... it's a red flag. I'm not saying she's a bad person or anything but if somewhere down the line yall discover that she'a a nut, don't say I didn't warn ya!
 

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I don't know what group you're talking about but there's a group she's in just by virtue of being a stripper.

Im telling you, all girls have stripper fantasies but to be able to actually do it for six years... it's a red flag. I'm not saying she's a bad person or anything but if somewhere down the line yall discover that she'a a nut, don't say I didn't warn ya!

I will keep yall posted
 

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Do strippers even make that much?

They usually broke. Where did this whole ''stripping to get through school'' shyt start?

I flow for chicks wishin', they ain't have to strip to pay tuition - Jay-Z


What, she too good for a paying job?

Why would a seemingly smart, attractive girl feel the need to take off her clothes for a living?

Good luck to your cuzz but it's kinda strange :manny:
 

TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?

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man bish has been dancing for 6 years doggie...6 YEARS! :damn:

How many dikks has she sucked and rode when tips werent cuttin it?


Past+present=Future..

might as well wife a prostitute..

who raised yall nikkas?
 

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So sweetheart is comfortable showing off any and everything to random men for money, clapping them bootycheeks on stage, and doing the bunnyhop on the laps of countless nameless faces for some benjamins and that doesn't ring any bells? And for six years? What stripper ISN'T stripping to become a nurse or get through school according to them? If you want to go believe that story, then there ain't too much else I can tell you.
 

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So babygirl is comfortable showing off any and everything to random men for money, clapping them bootycheeks on stage, and doing the bunnyhop on the laps of countless nameless faces for some benjamins and that doesn't ring any bells? And for six years? What stripper ISN'T stripping to become a nurse or get through school according to them? If you want to go believe that story, then there ain't too much else I can tell you.

fixed for more clarity

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