Could you wife a woman if...

[richaveli83]

I met a chick shaped like this A LONG time ago on the chat line. Way before social media and dating apps. I was disgusted with myself but I drove over there in 35 minutes and it was 3 am and I didn't feel like driving home.

 

[Duke Dixon]

I met a chick shaped like this A LONG time ago on the chat line. Way before social media and dating apps. I was disgusted with myself but I drove over there in 35 minutes and it was 3 am and I didn't feel like driving home.

This sounds like my cousin. He was a demon on blackplanet

 

[richaveli83]

This sounds like my cousin. He was a demon on blackplanet

So many broads I smashed from that site back in the 2000s.

 

[Kasper KArr]

So many broads I smashed from that site back in the 2000s.

How about from Mi Gente?

 

[acri1]

I met a chick shaped like this A LONG time ago on the chat line. Way before social media and dating apps. I was disgusted with myself but I drove over there in 35 minutes and it was 3 am and I didn't feel like driving home.

That clarity afterwards must've been

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

IF she has nice hips I could do it. But if she has no hips and no ass that's a no for me.

This right here.

 

[stave]

if she got the Swift lower body period

Sure there's other qualities more important but you still gotta be attractive to me and that's not getting it done

 

[Kasper KArr]

my answer would have been an unequivocal “NO”, my put sumptinon it OG @benjamin

But ever since I been tapping @Uncouth Savage momma on tha low, I changed my mind. She’s up there in age and her arthritis be acting up, but lord knows that Toto still A1 and I love how she rubs my feet

 

[Kasper KArr]

I met a chick shaped like this A LONG time ago on the chat line. Way before social media and dating apps. I was disgusted with myself but I drove over there in 35 minutes and it was 3 am and I didn't feel like driving home.

This sounds like my cousin. He was a demon on blackplanet

That’s nothing tho. When I saw my cousin was bagging chicks from BOOST mobile (not Nextel, PREPAID boost!) chat rooms I realized some nikkas out here be on some other shyt. Funny enough nikka loved rocking black air forces. To church to court to wherever lol

 

[Duke Dixon]

That’s nothing tho. When I saw my cousin was bagging chicks from BOOST mobile (not Nextel, PREPAID boost!) chat rooms I realized some nikkas out here be on some other shyt. Funny enough nikka loved rocking black air forces. To church to court to wherever lol

I didn't even know those existed

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

“… she didn’t graduate college?”
“… she couldn’t cook?”
“… she already has a child?”
“…. she came from a broken home?”

So many other valid questions before focusing on her ass… or lack of rather.

The universe has its way of dealing with thirstballs.

 

[kaldurahm]

Nope, she gotta have something, even if I'm talking to an Asian chick. I'm an African man

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Tik tok is full of videos teaching women how to grow booties with food, and exercises.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Pass on her faster than Lewis Hamilton in a turn

 

[Killer Instinct]

Is she white? If so,