Could you wife a woman if...

[The Pledge]

Wife a woman with a Hank Hill ass?

Not even a A cup bubble?

hell nah

 

[King Poetic]

Banged a few chicks a couple of times who didn’t have flat booties but close to it

Just had to fukk them missionary style all the time

 

[Bryan Danielson]

she had a flat booty, so flat that it looks like it sinks into her body, but her breast are huge and face is beautiful?

You already know the answer to that question is yes.

As one of the last 5 posters who either dapped or pos repped you wife booty is fatty than an iron board

 

[desjardins]

Probably in the minority with this take but if your ass is damn near concave then having huge tittays makes your profile look worse
Top heavy look, basically the female version of never doing leg days
Might be better off with the "model look" where every thing is just straight up and down and if the face is right she might be able to pull it off

 

[ItsPeople]

How y’all fukk chics who ass don’t be like the Atlantic Ocean when y’all fucckin

 

[Whooty Chaser]

Sounds like Joy Taylor

Such a beautiful pair of titties

But the ass is zero

 

[Tookalossfellbackcameback]

OP describing the typical Mexican woman's frame...lol.

 

[The Pledge]

Sounds like Joy Taylor

Such a beautiful pair of titties

But the ass is zero

Perfect example ... I change my mind.
Wi-Fi

 

[ThrobbingHood]

“… she didn’t graduate college?”
“… she couldn’t cook?”
“… she already has a child?”
“…. she came from a broken home?”

So many other valid questions before focusing on her ass… or lack of rather.

 

[jdubnyce]

No to ironing boards

 

[RickyDiBiase]

Sounds like Joy Taylor

Such a beautiful pair of titties

But the ass is zero

Nah, the face makes up for it.

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

I’m not an ass man but even I wouldn’t touch a woman with a flat ass. Keep that shyt away from me

 

[benjamin]

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Is it possible she can gain weight in the right places especially after pregnancy? Yes
Is it probable? Nope

So for that reason

 

[010101]

ass is not a priority for wifey

ass is a priority for broads who get fukked for entertainment

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