Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Aint NO p*ssy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
Aint NO p*ssy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
Nothing...that's EXACTLY where it ended breh. I was kinda shook after reading that.@ExodusNirvana what did you tell the lawyer chic after she told you she had it?
... Why?Nothing...that's EXACTLY where it ended breh. I was kinda shook after reading that.
She was cool too man...I hate when I meet one of the hot ones on Tinder or OKC and shyt makes a sharp turn left
It was definitely one of the more awkward moments of this summer. I'll take that over herpes though.
Pro-Tip: If ya'll don't have a Google Voice number for dating purposes...ya'll better get one...never give a non-main your main
What kind of stories breh?Someone who I was dating last year told me she had it. I had my suspicions as well, based on the "snippets" of stories she was telling me.
I bounced.
Women are crazy... Why?
...and that's realer than Real Deal Holyfield
And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel
Nothing...that's EXACTLY where it ended breh. I was kinda shook after reading that.
She was cool too man...I hate when I meet one of the hot ones on Tinder or OKC and shyt makes a sharp turn left
It was definitely one of the more awkward moments of this summer. I'll take that over herpes though.
Pro-Tip: If ya'll don't have a Google Voice number for dating purposes...ya'll better get one...never give a non-main your main
What kind of stories breh?
Always check the medication breh. Take a pic so you can Google the name later. I went to a chic house and she had some pills in the closet but the label was scratched off. I was like
True fukking story. You want to minimize the potential of shyt going left. I had some shyt go wrong a couple of years ago and had an alternative line ever since.
Mainly about the dudes that she dated in the past. Low-brow, scummy ass dudes (kind of like @skeetsinternal ) with multiple children, in and out of jail and shyt.
Hell, I was at her apartment second day we met and I saw the medication on the kitchen table that she forgot about. Of course I didn't take a good enough look to know for sure but after hearing all her bullshyt and then breaking the news to me, it all made sense.
Help me understand how can one pass something they don't have?
Women are crazy
I've had chicks that have curved me on Tinder hit me up weeks later after specifically telling me that there's nothing there, trying to get some....
Or girls who I hit once (strapped!) and then offered your boy the meal served rare (respectfully declined while in coitus) only to see em knocked up a few months later or "engaged"
I don't trust females who do that. Because I have a lot of female cousins and aunts who were single moms, so I'm familiar in the Ancient Art of Okie-Doke
I'm relatively young (34), childless, in decent shape, and I drive a foreign car paid for in cash.
I'm not going out like that
Sometimes it troubles me...maybe I have trust issues stemming from my 20's
But fukk it though
Always check the medication breh. Take a pic so you can Google the name later. I went to a chic house and she had some pills in the closet but the label was scratched off. I was like