What if she was pretty and thick af?
Also funny that you say that...
A few years ago I was working up in Bronx Family Court. Started getting cool with one of the young female attorneys who had just started. She curved me. No big deal.
Here's the thing though. She starts messing with another young attorney who had also just started there. No hate, hate the game not the players. My boss, who had worked there for mad long, is cool with everyone and always told me to get cool with everyone as well, because you never know right? So she gives me ALL the gossip, because for some reason, all these mofos seem to want to confide in her.
This young attorney dude? Dude is on the low, shagging the first girl (the one who curved me) AND her supervisor AND another supervisor who is her best friend. Now mind you I'm cool with em all for the sake of connections and networking. But I know for a fact that her supervisor has herpes because the supervisor is shagging one of the dudes in the record room and HE has that shyt and admitted it to my boss once upon a time looooong before either of the two young attorneys started...
"She gets cold sores....above and below..."
I left the job...that was like 2013...but that shyt is one of those "The Universe talks to you if you'll listen...." type deals. And the funny thing is the girl wasn't even that hot, she just had the FATTY...I like big butts and I cannot lie
But lo and behold, down the line I see her in lower Manhattan one day and she tries to strike up a convo and she was kinda throwing hints that maybe she was gonna give me another shot.
shyt just makes me laugh how I've dodged so many bullets in this dating game over the past few decades...somebody up there likes me for real lol