Could you beat a chimp in a boxing match?

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Twenty per cent of males believe they could best a chimpanzee in a combat, with a similar number backing themselves to come out on top while wrestling lethal king cobras.
Twenty per cent of males believe they could best a chimpanzee in a combat, with a similar number backing themselves to come out on top while wrestling lethal king cobras. Credit: Getty Images

One in five men back themselves to beat a chimpanzee in a fight​

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May 18, 2021 10:59AM

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One in five men think that they would be able to beat a chimpanzee in a fight.

A new survey has found that 22 per cent of men could defeat a chimp in combat, with a similar number backing themselves to come out on top while wrestling lethal king cobras.

Experts say males would stand little chance against chimpanzees, which are four times stronger than humans because of their denser muscle fibre.
The animals are also surprisingly quick and aggressive.

Jan Garen, the owner of Wales Ape and Monkey Sanctuary, said: "A man would stand no chance at all.
"A chimp will go for your eyes so you can’t see, then hands so you can’t fight back.
"People forget that chimps can bite. And they are very fast."
Expert Sarah Bell added: "Chimpanzees have been known to tear off people’s faces and leave men with a little less manhood than they had before the encounter."


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Twenty per cent of males believe they could best a chimpanzee in a combat, with a similar number backing themselves to come out on top while wrestling lethal king cobras.
Twenty per cent of males believe they could best a chimpanzee in a combat, with a similar number backing themselves to come out on top while wrestling lethal king cobras. Credit: Getty Images

One in five men back themselves to beat a chimpanzee in a fight​

Bang Showbiz
May 18, 2021 10:59AM

TOPICS​

OffbeatWildlifeAnimals

One in five men think that they would be able to beat a chimpanzee in a fight.

A new survey has found that 22 per cent of men could defeat a chimp in combat, with a similar number backing themselves to come out on top while wrestling lethal king cobras.

Experts say males would stand little chance against chimpanzees, which are four times stronger than humans because of their denser muscle fibre.
The animals are also surprisingly quick and aggressive.

Jan Garen, the owner of Wales Ape and Monkey Sanctuary, said: "A man would stand no chance at all.
"A chimp will go for your eyes so you can’t see, then hands so you can’t fight back.
"People forget that chimps can bite. And they are very fast."
Expert Sarah Bell added: "Chimpanzees have been known to tear off people’s faces and leave men with a little less manhood than they had before the encounter."


Reminds me of that cat that got grabbed by a female orangutan. Dude was completely helpless. I don't know if chimps are stronger than orangutans, but they certainly have a higher capacity for violence. They run the fade on one another on the daily, and will take it all the way until their opponent is lying in pool of their own blood. Biting fingers, gouging eyes, and such. Only way you are winning, or rather surviving a chimp is having an equalizer on you in the form of sharpened steel or a firearm of caliber no less than .357.
 

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make sure those gloves are secured…put a muzzle on it…and something covering its feet too and I’ll give it a go :ehh:

It packs thrice the power and speed Mike Tyson had as a 22 year old..

It'll leave your head dangling off your body like a broken SpiderMan toy :mjlol:
 

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It packs thrice the power and speed Mike Tyson had as a 22 year old..

It'll leave your head dangling off your body like a broken SpiderMan toy :mjlol:

that shyt can’t coordinate a gloved punch…is “thrice” the punching power of prime tyson a fact or a random guesstimation??
 

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not that surprised their pattern recognition is better

the forest/jungle looks the same to me everywhere
 

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No because a chimp doesn't understand the rules of fighting and it'll probably end up biting my dikk off.
 
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