Bumblebreh
Collecting honey and money
Would only fight with that dog attack suit on, but even there id be laying facedown taking blows by that point so all in all im cool
Could you beat a chimp in a boxing match?
- Thread starter Buddy
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yes, it's boxing, not fighting. chimps have no rhythm when they hit. in fact, chimps don't even punch. they can barely fold their knuckles. on top of that, we would be rocking gloves. that chimp has no chance without biting and wrestling
No, never..
It will tear you apart like a gorilla or orangutan would. It exceeds your strength, speed and agility by far. Wild chimps fukk up people badly in brief encounters. And some primates go for your genitals if you're a male.
An animal with the power to swing from tree to tree will make light work of you.
You would be dead or unconscious in under 5mins.
It will tear you apart like a gorilla or orangutan would. It exceeds your strength, speed and agility by far. Wild chimps fukk up people badly in brief encounters. And some primates go for your genitals if you're a male.
An animal with the power to swing from tree to tree will make light work of you.
You would be dead or unconscious in under 5mins.
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
Veteran
Which human athlete in their prime would have the best chance against a chimp?
Larry Allen? Sonny Liston? Halfthor Bjornsson? Alex Karelin?
Larry Allen? Sonny Liston? Halfthor Bjornsson? Alex Karelin?
Good luck trying to get a chimp to adhere to boxing rules. Get your nuts ripped off fukking with a chimp.
Mirin4rmfar
Superstar
lol we humans have intelligence on our side. Aint no way a chimp, gorilla etc. will see me as light work.
Your intelligence is only calibrated and geared towards soft domesticated human being existence..
Wild animal intelligence is purely for survival in a jungle..their instincts alone supersedes whatever smarts you may think you have in a battle to the death.
They do it for a living, you go to your boss and job.
Almost all wild animals will make light work of a human despite their size..they don't sleep in a bed at night and have yogurt and bran for breakfast listening to drake.
Buddy
FAIA (Foundational African In America) š¤
Did you watch the video in the OP?
BigBlackSea
All Star
Chimp would probably throw that livershot that would have you gasping for air
WaveWhisperer
Stainless Steel
I dont eem know why i said that shyt
desjardins
Veteran
Would only do it with boxing gloves and a muzzle on the chimp
Even then it probably aināt worth the risk. They strong enough to break your shyt even landing slap punches with gloves on
Even then it probably aināt worth the risk. They strong enough to break your shyt even landing slap punches with gloves on
Iāll win strictly off the fact that the ape will be eating the boxing glove fabric.
VoxSphere74
Banned
Coli animals threads
And Chimps are at least 3-4 times stronger than a human being. So they'd make light work of the average person.
And truthfully even a housecat will give the average person that work. So imagine a violent chimp
And Chimps are at least 3-4 times stronger than a human being. So they'd make light work of the average person.
And truthfully even a housecat will give the average person that work. So imagine a violent chimp
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But you'd be the winner in that case
