Could you beat a chimp in a boxing match?

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yes, it's boxing, not fighting. chimps have no rhythm when they hit. in fact, chimps don't even punch. they can barely fold their knuckles. on top of that, we would be rocking gloves. that chimp has no chance without biting and wrestling
 

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No, never..

It will tear you apart like a gorilla or orangutan would. It exceeds your strength, speed and agility by far. Wild chimps fukk up people badly in brief encounters. And some primates go for your genitals if you're a male.
An animal with the power to swing from tree to tree will make light work of you.
You would be dead or unconscious in under 5mins.
 
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Which human athlete in their prime would have the best chance against a chimp?

Larry Allen? Sonny Liston? Halfthor Bjornsson? Alex Karelin?
 

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lol we humans have intelligence on our side. Aint no way a chimp, gorilla etc. will see me as light work.
 

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lol we humans have intelligence on our side. Aint no way a chimp, gorilla etc. will see me as light work.

Your intelligence is only calibrated and geared towards soft domesticated human being existence..
Wild animal intelligence is purely for survival in a jungle..their instincts alone supersedes whatever smarts you may think you have in a battle to the death.
They do it for a living, you go to your boss and job.

Almost all wild animals will make light work of a human despite their size..they don't sleep in a bed at night and have yogurt and bran for breakfast listening to drake. :mjtf:
 

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Why would you handicap strength and height/size against something that’s damn near 4 times stronger than you??? :dahell:
 

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Would only do it with boxing gloves and a muzzle on the chimp
Even then it probably ain’t worth the risk. They strong enough to break your shyt even landing slap punches with gloves on
 

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Coli animals threads :mjlol:


And Chimps are at least 3-4 times stronger than a human being. So they'd make light work of the average person.

And truthfully even a housecat will give the average person that work. So imagine a violent chimp :francis:
 
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