Couch potato thinks he can outrun a woman from the track team, she turns him into a meme

[Breh13]

This reminds me of the time my pops told me "soccer was a soft sport and anyone could do it."

So I took his ass out to my 30+ group I play with and told him "gimmie 15 minutes or complete two forward passes...which ever comes first."

Old ass was holding his sides after the first two attacks.

Look at this, people try to attempt to keep up with Eliud Kipchoge jogging pace for his long distance world record. Some people are literally sprinting.



These atheletes doing feats that are nearly superhuman. Imagine keeping that pace for 20+ miles.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

What’s mans got on?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Brought his whole family to take an L

 

[get these nets]

Oh, I finally get it. If he beat her, he was going to

Spoiler

go ahead with the operation and join the women's team as a trans athlete.

 

[jay83]

400m sprint is no joke. You can’t fake sub 60 second sprints. Man or woman. The average guy could probably do a 200 m sprint once and they are done for the day.

 

[Methodical]

What a dumb ass

 

[Silver Surfer]

He ain't no couch potato...he actually did the whole lap

 

[Remote]