Couch potato thinks he can outrun a woman from the track team, she turns him into a meme

Richard Glidewell

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I have thoroughly enjoyed watching this humbling and hope it causes the deepest of depressions and inconsolable questioning of his own manhood
 

ThaBoyBam

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I had a similar experience. I was on some joking around shyt. Chick was a high level sprinter. nikka. Her technique alone had me just give up almost immediately. As soon as the whistle blew, she was about 10 feet in front of me.
 

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This reminds me of the time my pops told me "soccer was a soft sport and anyone could do it."

So I took his ass out to my 30+ group I play with and told him "gimmie 15 minutes or complete two forward passes...which ever comes first."

Old ass was holding his sides after the first two attacks. :russ:
 
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