Coronavirus Thread: Worldwide Pandemic

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jj23 said:
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I'm not getting to Italy, am I....

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Friuli-Venezia Giulia is now the worst hit region in Italy with delta, and the only one that changed into yellow zone yesterday.
Yellow zone is the first level of
restrictions (outside masking, restaurant tables max 4 people, all events at 50%...)

So Venice isn't the best choice in Italy, and that was before omicron...
 
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barese said:
Friuli-Venezia Giulia is now the worst hit region in Italy with delta, and the only one that changed into yellow zone yesterday.
Yellow zone is the first level of
restrictions (outside masking, restaurant tables max 4 people, all events at 50%...)

So Venice isn't the best choice in Italy, and that was before omicron...
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Thought Venice was the Veneto area, which is still listed as white?
 
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jj23 said:
Thought Venice was the Veneto area, which is still listed as white?
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Yes, yes...
Venice is like 1 hour away from FVG, but people sometimes live in FVG and work in Venice...
Historically the whole area of 3 regions gravitates towards Venice:
Triveneto - Wikipedia

If omicron somehow turns ok, I'd go to Florence instead at the moment lol...



I'm afraid the numbers will grow even in the rest of Italy though...
 
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Media gonna media.

They're salivating uncontrollably at the thought of nonstop fear porn keeping people glued to their daily death counters all winter.

AND they get to associate it with Africa? :ahh:


They are already ignoring the same doctors/experts who discovered the variant.



South Africans: :whoa: guys, yes it's new but let's not get ahead of ours.....


Media boss: Shut the fuk up we'll take it from here! This is the MoST DANGEROUS VARIANT YET!!!! 4000% increase in spike proteins!! Did you hear me? SPIKE PROTEINS. Do you like spikes? You wanna be spiked? Since you think spikes are soooo safe, how about I stab you with one...


South Africans: Uhhh, that's not exactly how this works.


Media boss: Are you denying that you're from AFRICA?? Everyone knows Africa is SCARY...you are African right?


South Africans: Yes

Media boss: EXACTLY, glad you agree. BYE! *hangs up*



Media boss: OK Jessy, get graphics and social media on this asap. Delta is out. I need new graphics ASAP. No more red/blue. New virus color is BLACK. But way more SPIKEY.


Jessy from Marketing: Got it. What do you think about changing the spike color? We could do RED and GREEN. An homage to the variants AFRICAN roots :troll:


Media boss: You. Are. A. fukking. Genius.


Jessy from Marketing: Learned from the best! :smugdraper:

Jessy/Media Boss (simultaneously): AIR FIVE!! :russ::mjlol::lolbron:



Editorial John : Remember we're still working on the 2021 retrospective piece, how many paragraphs on Delta?

Media boss: Delta? WTF do the airlines have to do with covid? :heh:

Editorial John: Roger. :salute:
 
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