Coronation number 1375778: Official Wrestlemania 34 Thread

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Just turned on

I talked about spoilers, I caught one for the SD title

Wanna know where I got that spoiler? The god damn network app

Managed to avoid everything else but tf are they doing sending notifications like that

210 pages? I left this thread on 21

Hope y'all enjoyed the show and know I-H-Y

 

[reigun]

At first, I thought Asuka said “SHOVE IT!” And I got partially excited. Nope.

Nak did it for her. Did it for all of us.

That's my weird Japanese dancing man GOAT.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

That's what happened. I wish that they went with Big E.

Why so he could be in the exact same position Roman is now?

 

[September]

Nakamura learned that Orton technique. Entrance, taunts, strikes, signature moves, finisher, and go home. He's taking the work smarter route too literal, seems like he is in it for the big money than the matches at this stage of his career. Can't blame him, but he has been a big disappointment in-ring, now he's just relying on his entrance and charisma to get by on the main roster.

Nakamura is a sleeper agent for NJPW USA. Biding his time until they make that Mark Cuban sponsored move to establish a permanent American promotion

This shot of Roman was

His baby teeth gross me out. Still fine tho,

I mean things like less pandering, less hokey promos etc. But that's the character Vince wanted and that's what he got. Does Cena really seem like someone who is going to rock the boat? He seems like more of a "happy to be there" type as he loves wrestling. He's a company guy. He never really seemed to be offered much control over his character and he never seemed to demand it. Ultimately it's Vince who makes that final decision. He wanted Cena to be a certain way and that's the plan he has for Roman. Stone Cold would have CM Punk'd his way out if he came up in the PG era and Rock would have been Cena. Rock was a company guy too and he would have delivered the half baked baby face Vince wanted. We already saw he was willing to do it in 1996.

And they would've gotten the same reaction Cena gets today imo. Vince makes the final decision but it's not unassisted and I don't think that Cena did what he was told because he had to. Once he became a "made man", I think that he had a choice and him being at the top kept his pockets fat and gave him more opportunities at all costs. Yeah, a bunch of fans hated it but they were doing numbers and money talks. Why would he change the formula? He was thinking about himself imo and nah im not gonna be mad at that. But we can also call out that that line of thinking ruined dope shyt. Vince tried to replicate that success thinking that it would be easier now because they had a tried and tested formula and he refuses to back down from it.

If Roman wasnt going to win. Why not get someone else over by beating Brock?

Lashley v. Brock sounds like Vince's wet dream. Lashley was Vince's Roman before Roman

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Or you know maybe some actually liked it?

Then they're stupid.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Nak did it for her. Did it for all of us.

That's my weird Japanese dancing man GOAT.

He killed the instrance. He and maybe Charlotte had the best one

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Let him form a Soman mob club. Him. Uso's. Joe. Nia. Tamina. Just beat up everyone.

This is what they were supposed to do two years ago and got cold feet for no reason and instead had him bury Rusev during the fall

 

[MenacingMonk]

Still going with Roman squashing Brock tomorrow

Vince is probably hoping he gets a 'Dolph cash-in after WM' type of POP

You really think they'll let Roman win at Post Mania Raw?

 

[reigun]

Getting off Roman and the SD women's match, holy shyt they buried the fukk out of Raw's tag division this month. Might as a well retire the belts. Braun beat all them nikkas singled handed, including picking a damn child out of the crowd as his partner against the champions.

Even Hoegan was watching this burial like, "That's a bit much..."

 

[Homer Simpson]

Brock ended the streak to heat him up after they fukked him up and he went on a run we've never seen before that is still going on right now.

cHHHarlotte has already been booked stronger than all the women by far. and she's a babyface, she's terrible at it but it still counts

 

[mrken12]

Why so he could be in the exact same position Roman is now?

Big E actually has personality and can deliver good promos so he would have been more successful.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Drinking beer instead of some daiquiris

Drink a daiquiris at a wrestling event

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Getting off Roman and the SD women's match, they buried the fukk out of Raw's tag division this month. Might as a well retire the belts. Braun beat all them nikkas singled handed, including picking a damn child out of the crowd as his partner agains the champions.

Even Hoegan was watching this burial like, "That's a bit much..."

My thoughts too. Literally the whole division was buried by one man who says “I won’t even pick my teammate until the match” and picks a ten year old and still wins easy.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Right? I would have been fine with Charlotte winning if they hadn't made Asuka look like a chump. Charlotte literally beat her with ONE ARM after having her in a submission for like 20 seconds Then they top it off with Asuka, the unstoppable Empress of Tomorrow, grabbing the mic and using her catchphrase to put Charlotte over.

And the worst part is you know this isn't going to lead to anything but Charlotte continuing to have a boring and underwhelming reign on Smackdown and Asuka winning the Raw belt as a consolation prize in a few weeks.

Eh I could see them passing it back and forth a couple times like the Sasha feud. It was questionable to end the streak there but it's out of the way. Doesn't mean Asuka has to be buried or can't still be a dominant fighter.

All ppvs are both brands now so they can have a good series if they want.

 

[reigun]

Eh I could see them passing it back and forth a couple times like the Sasha feud. It was questionable to end the streak there but it's out of the way. Doesn't mean Asuka has to be buried or can't still be a dominant fighter.

All ppvs are both brands now so they can have a good series if they want.

Given how women who have crossed Charlotte and Alexa's paths have been treated after feuding with them, I'm not hopeful about Asuka's prospects. Especially now that Ronda is in the mix and is obviously going to have the rocket strapped to her.