man, fukk that brillo head and his problems. in all my years of watching tv, i've never come across a more entitled, bytch made hater then cory. he could not STAND to see shawn do well.
-hated on shawn cause he used to get all the bytches, while cory got invited to a geek party (this fakkit would be quotin baseball stats while shawn was busy smashin john adams middle schools finest)
-hated on shawn anytime he did better on a test or class
-hated on shawn cause eric asked shawn to go on a double date with him and 2 pawgs, rather then his swagless corny brother
-hated on shawn when they were both interns and shawn got promoted to assistant, while cory was busy cleaning up spilled coffee
-hated on shawn and angela cause they were living good in a nice spot, while cory and topanga lived in a piece of shyt apartment that had brown water running through the faucet
shawn had to dumb down and let cory tag along just so this bytch wouldn't have hurt feelings, smh.
Damn you just Ethered Cory's existence.. So..so... Vulgar..
I remember Cory being so swagless that he couldn't even ask out Topanga when Topanga had been on his dikk since they were like 5. So Shawn had to orchestrate an elaborate plan of asking Topanga out himself so that Cory would get jealous and finally make a move. Even Shawn knew that Cory was a hater and had to manipulate his hatred into courage. Shawn was one of the greatest best friends in television history