Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[G-Zeus]

I didn’t know the remedy for sore foot was a weeklong nightclub binge. Here I thought it was rest and limited pressure.

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Was he saving the night away or sitting down most of the time?


Anyway.. we get to see more of the new guys

 

[Regular_P]

Yeah and Mitch made plenty of great moves during his tenure. Sure it ended bad but you really acting like Mitch was bad overall during his entire run? That’s how bad you don’t wanna give Rob any credit?

You’re a FRAUD

If The Veto didn't happen, we'd look at Mitch differently. He never recovered from that culminating in those heinous Deng/Mozgov contracts.

 

[Regular_P]

You used to say the same exact shyt about Mitch.

What awful moves has Pelinka made besides being forced to make the Westbrick trade?

I think how he treated Vogel was trash and forcing Drummond into the starting lineup at the request of Bron and AD sabotaged the defending champ team along with Bron/AD injuries. Most of his little moves have been good and he did it again at the deadline.

 

[Trojan 24]

I didn’t know the remedy for sore foot was a weeklong nightclub binge. Here I thought it was rest and limited pressure.

Bron has gout after drinking too much

 

[GreatestLaker]

What awful moves has Pelinka made besides being forced to make the Westbrick trade?

I think how he treated Vogel was trash and forcing Drummond into the starting lineup at the request of Bron and AD sabotaged the defending champ team along with Bron/AD injuries. Most of his little moves have been good and he did it again at the deadline.

Did you miss last off-season? This off-season?

Funny how you throw all of the awful moves onto other people but you credit all the decent moves to Pelinka. Funny how that shyt works.

 

[HoldThisL]

Nikkas really be caping for Lebron like he can do no wrong.

 

[CantStop]

Did you miss last off-season? This off-season?

Funny how you throw all of the awful moves onto other people but you credit all the decent moves to Pelinka. Funny how that shyt works.

We literally have articles that stated Pelinka came to an agreement with the Kings for Buddy Hield before Bron and AD sabotaged it. Ironically the guy that Bron stans wanted. Klutch and Bron were pushing for a Russ and a draft pick for John Wall swap who’s now on his way to Beijing. Next you’re going to say that Pelinka shouldn’t have listened to Klutch and Bron which is naive to say considering what happens when you don’t bow to their feet. I’ll say this, if Pelinka was able to do his job without constant meddling and forced backlash, the team would be a lot better than what they are now.

 

[Black Mamba]

Nikkas really be caping for Lebron like he can do no wrong.

just what the flying fukk is going on here
THE nikka IS 38
ALL THAT VITROL SHOULD BE ATTRIBUTED TO THE nikka THAT IS WAY YOUNGER AND SHOULD HAVE THE KEYS TO THE FRANCHISE RIGHT NOW AD
IS BRON WAS AS FRAGILE AS AD WHICH HE SHOULD CUZ HES A OLD ASS nikka WE WOULD BE BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE RIGHT NOW
WHAT THE fukk
And im one of the first nikkas that will be ready to kick bron stans to the curb once he retires with us or leaves.
But for fukk sakes you nikkas are wilding something serious
End of the day all that shyt DOES NOT MATTER IF AD PLAYS LIKE shyt OR IS OUT CUZ HES HURT

 

[CantStop]

I'll make Bron fans a deal:

if bron sits out the all star game, i'll acknowledge and admit I was wrong about his foot. if he plays in the all star game and moves like he's 24, y'all have to admit that he's been quitting on the team

should be an easy deal. lets see who's disingenuous here and will put the cape on at all costs

 

[Fortunate Lee]

I don't believe any type of media. Muhfukkas always trying to paint a narrative

Fukk em all

Dramatic ass bozos

 

[GreatestLaker]

We literally have articles that stated Pelinka came to an agreement with the Kings for Buddy Hield before Bron and AD sabotaged it. Ironically the guy that Bron stans wanted. Klutch and Bron were pushing for a Russ and a draft pick for John Wall swap who’s now on his way to Beijing. Next you’re going to say that Pelinka shouldn’t have listened to Klutch and Bron which is naive to say considering what happens when you don’t bow to their feet. I’ll say this, if Pelinka was able to do his job without constant meddling and forced backlash, the team would be a lot better than what they are now.

Rob been the gm since 2017.

- Let Randle walk
- Waived Thomas Bryant
-Let Lopez walk
- Signed THT to a 3 year contract
- Let Caruso walk
- Traded Zubac
- Westbrook trade
- Created several teams without shooting
- Overpaid for AD when he was the only bidder

How many players from last year's team isn't on an NBA roster today?

Every team signs their second round picks to 3 year contracts. He constantly signs them to 2. And it constantly comes back to bite us in the ass. Caruso, THT, Reaves and he did the same shyt with Max.

And that's the shyt I remember.

 

[Black Mamba]

Remedial city up in here

 

[Flex Luger]

Ham is a God damn terrorist. Why not just start AR15 or Beas at the two?

 

[GreatestLaker]

Ham is a God damn terrorist. Why not just start AR15 or Beas at the two?

What the fukk is this shyt?

 

[GreatestLaker]

Rob been the gm since 2017.

- Let Randle walk
- Waived Thomas Bryant
-Let Lopez walk
- Signed THT to a 3 year contract
- Let Caruso walk
- Traded Zubac
- Westbrook trade
- Created several teams without shooting
- Overpaid for AD when he was the only bidder

How many players from last year's team isn't on an NBA roster today?

Every team signs their second round picks to 3 year contracts. He constantly signs them to 2. And it constantly comes back to bite us in the ass. Caruso, THT, Reaves and he did the same shyt with Max.

And that's the shyt I remember.

Oh and he hired Ham as the fukking coach. Smfh