Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[ghostwriterx]

It's wild that Damian Jones can't get minutes on this team. He got the bag and completely checked out.

 

[jaydawg08]

Russ is a true dumbass. Every game he does some dumb shyt for no reason

At the worst possible time too. It's why you can't have him playing clutch mins

 

[Egomaniacal1]

These fools can't stop anyone in the 4th quarter. They lucky Lebron is actually doing what he should have done last night, what he should have been doing in all these close games...taking the ball in his hands, not settling for three(altho i saw that three he missed a few plays ago, is he getting worse as a three point shooter?!) and midranging em to death.

 

[Mars]

Silas can't be this dumb. That was textbook over the back.

Was probably hoping the officials would make another call against the Lakers.

 

[Software]

Team needs AD back BADLY

 

[Voice of Reason]

Lebron wanted that 50 piece

 

[Kaypain]

Bron messed his back up with that pass

 

[ALonelyDad]

46 points, Savannah is gonna allow LeBron to play elsewhere while she lives in LA for the next 2 years

 

[Guile]

the one game i decide to sleep in for Bron goes for 50

 

[CantStop]

obvious on the floor foul but we're facing adam silver the gay big boss

 

[Mars]

The Lakers have a 47m expiring contract...They need to use it and bring in some talent. Give up 1/2 draft picks if you have to....If not, blow it up and trade AD/Lebron....This is shameful.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Why this nikka Ham look like @2Quik4UHoes homeboy that just told him "She keeping the baby"

 

[Voice of Reason]

Lebron with close to a 50 point triple double at 38 and Jeanie Buss is wasting it

 

[Software]

Why this nikka Ham look like @2Quik4UHoes homeboy that just told him "She keeping the baby"

Somebody in this thread said Ham constantly got the face when the 4th quarter comes in a close game and I can't unsee it

 

[Professor Emeritus]

thomas bryant needs to be DNP status until AD comes back

There's a reason why we've been horrendous on defense since AD left. You can live with TB if he's gonna give you 22/10 when he's bad on defense..... But not when he gives a nobody 33/15

We need a decent center badly

Remember when everyone was bigging him up a couple weeks ago and I pointed this out?

Don't oversell it breh, Bryant is still just barely an above-replacement-value player. He gives back nearly as much on defense as he does on offense. There's a reason why four Lakers scored 20+ points with two of them going over 30 and it still took last-second free throws to win the game.