Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Hater]

Ahh, I found a screenshot and a hilarious reply

 

[Edub]

Nah nah nah nah







Trade Russ bum ass.



Remember?



Just let Reaves run point



Or Schroeder or Nunn.



ANYONE BUT RUSS



Trade his ass. Get him outta here





So Russ wasn’t playin like trash bout 2 or 3 months ago…preceded by a season of trash….. stop it slime

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I'll also say this as far as trades talks. I'm tired of hearing/seeing people in the media suggesting Kuzma. I will lose my shyt if they trade for that bozo. He is the exact same guy who just gets to chuck on a Lottery team, plus, he's a free agent after the season who wants to get wildly overpaid.

I've been saying the same thing... why nikkas is all of a sudden caping for KUZMA?

He gonna do the same shyt he did for us a few years ago: not a damn thing


Nikkas be on sweetheart deals with some fans

He's doing EXACTLY what I said would be his ideal role since 2019 - a volume scorer for a lottery team. He adds nothing this team actually needs.

Thomas Bryant looking all nba and yall got him for nothing

Don't oversell it breh, Bryant is still just barely an above-replacement-value player. He gives back nearly as much on defense as he does on offense. There's a reason why four Lakers scored 20+ points with two of them going over 30 and it still took last-second free throws to win the game.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

So Russ wasn’t playin like trash bout 2 or 3 months ago…preceded by a season of trash….. stop it slime

You're right, but I'll say that Russ has elevated himself above the point where "getting rid of him with nothing in return would still be a win". Lakers should still trade him but now at least you don't pull the trigger unless you get something in return.

 

[Edub]

You're right, but I'll say that Russ has elevated himself above the point where "getting rid of him with nothing in return would still be a win". Lakers should still trade him but now at least you don't pull the trigger unless you get something in return.

Honestly…. idk if you get rid of him at this point…. nunn, brown and Christie wit the picks are all available but I’m hesi on Russ now…. but I’m also low key nervous bout him reverting back to some bs…still, he seems to be what he’s demonstrating now…I just don’t wanna commit and this be fools gold…..


But this does seem more like the Russ we’d always been used to…..

 

[10:31]

Cousins and Bodonivich

West is wide open

 

[In The Zone '98]

Cousins and Bodonivich

West is wide open

It was really dumb for Cousins to not take that 40m way back, smh.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

This team is one loss behind the sixth seed right now. Nobody would scare me in a series if this team was at full strength besides Memphis and New Orleans. I think the Lakers match up well with everybody else.

They need to get the ball rolling on a trade. Get another guy or two in here now; don't wait until the deadline.

Idk breh Suns got mind control over me since the defense fell off. Terrible matchup.

 

[Black Mamba]

bytch ass Queens

 

[Voice of Reason]

I'll also say this as far as trades talks. I'm tired of hearing/seeing people in the media suggesting Kuzma. I will lose my shyt if they trade for that bozo. He is the exact same guy who just gets to chuck on a Lottery team, plus, he's a free agent after the season who wants to get wildly overpaid.

The smart thing to do now is to just open up roster spots for the buyout market.

 

[ALonelyDad]

 

[Black Mamba]

Man this nikka needs to shut up
We playing good right now and showing to other teams that we maybe don’t need to ship nobody but we gon to at our price and not theirs crazy fukked up prices

 

[Dipsey Doo]

I’d entertain a trade if this team was above .500 and in the thick of race for the one seed in the West

The reality is that this team hasn’t cracked being above water all year and is closer to the cellar that than the top

Bron as usual is being a passive aggressive bytch baby

 

[Voice of Reason]

I’d entertain a trade if this team was above .500 and in the thick of race for the one seed in the West

The reality is that this team hasn’t cracked being above water all year and is closer to the cellar that than the top

Bron as usual is being a passive aggressive bytch baby

The Lakers are like 2 games out of 6th place.


You are an idiot.

 

[Dipsey Doo]

The Lakers are like 2 games out of 6th place.


You are an idiot.

Trade what’s left of the farm for the 6th seed

Can’t wait until Bron and his groupies are off the Lakers