Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[ajnapoleon]

He would not last in LA

And that’s the issue

It takes someone with balls to come to the lakers and deal with the fans and the history


No one gonna want to come alone let alone without a set team

It’s no damn excuses


You could be out there with 4 push brooms you have to win


Lebron was the only crazy one to come alone


Even tho he had a plan to get AD

He still came alone


It’s gonna be hard to find someone to do that again it’s gonna take a trade for a superstar after this group is traded away



And that person might not be in the league yet

 

[Guile]

He would not last in LA

The Lakers need to take risk Bev and a pick could land Hachimura. Just probably gotta move Nunn and Jones for a defensive big after that. The blasian chicks in LA would get him right?

 

[Family Lives Matter]

The Lakers need to take risk Bev and a pick could land Hachimura. Just probably gotta move Nunn and Jones for a defensive big after that. The blasian chicks in LA would get him right?

Damn Pelinka posts here

 

[CantStop]

Rui can't even handle DC who don't even know they have a basketball team. breh might off himself if he misses 2 shots in a row in LA. stop it. last thing we need is more nikkas that can't shoot.

 

[HoldThisL]

That failed alley-oop by Bev

 

[CantStop]

rat bev throwing woat alleyoop passes

dennis shooting 3s and turning around thinking he's steph and bricking the shot

this prick russ being woat

 

[UltimateHustler]

That failed alley-oop by Bev

Terrible

 

[CantStop]

they need to study russ' brain in a lab

i don't know wtf this dude be thinking

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

As I keep saying - anything would be better than having Westbrook. Literally, anything.

Even paying @CantStop $50m to fold the towels behind the bench would be a better investment.

 

[Guile]

Looking like it's gonna be a tough night. Hornets bricking as well but Lamelo and Rozier will heat up.

 

[CantStop]

russ having the woat 5 min stretch ive ever seen

and im not even joking

 

[Fortunate Lee]

Rat Bet wrong for that block, disrespectful as fukk lol LaMelo

 

[Voice of Reason]

This team desperately needs a 3 point specialist and big.

 

[ALonelyDad]

The Lakers need to take risk Bev and a pick could land Hachimura. Just probably gotta move Nunn and Jones for a defensive big after that. The blasian chicks in LA would get him right?

It's more about him missing time because of mental issues or some random disappearance. One bad game with this fanbase and he would retire .

 

[Fortunate Lee]

This team desperately needs a 3 point specialist and big.

And a coach who calls them out because of the terrible turnovers