Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Voice of Reason]

there's nothing that can get us out of this situation other than

a) trading bron and AD

b) waiting for this team to die in 2025 and getting all the money off the books


it feels like people keep trying to find different variations of how to make this team work. it can't. especially with AD's health. there's no moving forward. it's either stand still or move back

They don't own their pick next season so if they tank they will be handing another lottery pick to the Pelicans.

 

[CantStop]

They don't own their pick next season so if they tank they will be handing another lottery pick to the Pelicans.

so be it. that's what's owed. can't change that. let's not double down and trade more assets. bron about to be 40 and it seems like his future is more important than the lakers future. ideally you trade AD for a few picks and try to recoup some assets u lost. getting demar/vuc and then re-signing them to contracts(which would happen if u trade for them) seems like an awful idea imo. they can't even do their thing as main options in chicago, why bring them over here knowing those type of players(derozan) usually don't mesh with bron's style

 

[Guile]

Gotta trade Russ and consider moving AD in the offseason if they really are concerned about getting picks.

 

[MyApps]



I hope Russ sits the next 5 games.



Yall don't deserve dude.

 

[VegasCAC]

No serious GM should accept the Lakers FO position as long as Jeanie continues to force Linda, Kurt, and 5 other ppl to be part of the decisions

If the Lakers had a decent owner they could poach anyone they wanted.

Living in LA, the clout of the Lakers org, Hollywood and agent networking, huge salaries. A legit owner would have already stolen Masai and the Suns training staff years ago

 

[Black Mamba]

the thing is,

we want her ass outta here


sell it all.

but jeanie loves attention and she has nothing else going for her. all she has is the lakers. now that racist cuck mohr is going to make decisions. she already lets linda rambis make decisions over cocktails

we were better off with that cokehead jim buss

same jim that wasted Beans final yrs by getting that thrash steve nash
Or pringles fukktoni?
Same jim that paid mozgov and deng ALL THAT MONEY?!!?

Man CMON MAN WHAT THE FLYING fukk
JEANNIE GOT A RING AT LEAST.
Lakers got fukked by that restart after that season when the Lakers just had played a few months before which didn’t help AD’s health. AD who’s is the glue to everything the minute he goes down we are thrash
Lets not forget how that off season before were we got fukked by Kawhi and his uncle tryna stall us and making us lose good free agents(still won that chip)
The slight I give her/pelinka is listening to Bron/AD into getting Westbrook which fukked us up royally.
Some owners don’t even get to sniff at rings yet yall want a worse jim buss back

 

[Lakerman0834]

same jim that wasted Beans final yrs by getting that thrash steve nash
Or pringles fukktoni?
Same jim that paid mozgov and deng ALL THAT MONEY?!!?

Man CMON MAN WHAT THE FLYING fukk
JEANNIE GOT A RING AT LEAST.
Lakers got fukked by that restart after that season when the Lakers just had played a few months before which didn’t help AD’s health. AD who’s is the glue to everything the minute he goes down we are thrash
Lets not forget how that off season before were we got fukked by Kawhi and his uncle tryna stall us and making us lose good free agents(still won that chip)
The slight I give her/pelinka is listening to Bron/AD into getting Westbrook which fukked us up royally.
Some owners don’t even get to sniff at rings yet yall want a worse jim buss back

Jim had a plan tbh. Drafted 2 all stars in Dlo and ingram and were on the right path. Then Jeanie came and threw it all away. Yes we got a title but she took the franchise back 10 years with dumb shyt she’s done since

 

[Black Mamba]

Jim had a plan tbh. Drafted 2 all stars in Dlo and ingram and were on the right path. Then Jeanie came and threw it all away. Yes we got a title but she took the franchise back 10 years with dumb shyt she’s done since

Jim had a plan JIM??!!! MOZGOV AND DENG TAKING ALL THAT MONEY WAS PARTOF THAT CRACKHEAD PLAN??!!
WE got a title that’s what matters to me not these fukkING WHAT IFS
FOR fukk SAKES MAN THERE IS NO GUARANTEE WE EVEN SNIFF A FINAL WITH THESE nikkaS YOU DR STRANGE nikka? YOU SEE OTHER UNIVERSES?!!! TIMELINES??!

 

[GreatestLaker]

Jim Buss was trash too.

 

[Black Mamba]

Jim buss On the right path my fukking god man

IM HOWLING​

 

[ALonelyDad]

Jim had a plan JIM??!!! MOZGOV AND DENG TAKING ALL THAT MONEY WAS PARTOF THAT CRACKHEAD PLAN??!!
WE got a title that’s what matters to me not these fukkING WHAT IFS
FOR fukk SAKES MAN THERE IS NO GUARANTEE WE EVEN SNIFF A FINAL WITH THESE nikkaS YOU DR STRANGE nikka? YOU SEE OTHER UNIVERSES?!!! TIMELINES??!

To be fair, he was being publicly pressured by Jeanie everyday and he went full retard. His only early mistake was the Dantoni hire when Phil was available. D'Antoni alienated Kobe, Dwight and Pau. It was just a dumb hire to cater Steve Nash

 

[Black Mamba]

To be fair, he was being publicly pressured by Jeanie everyday and he went full retard. His only early mistake was the Dantoni hire when Phil was available. D'Antoni alienated Kobe, Dwight and Pau. It was just a dumb hire to cater Steve Nash

Yeah cuz he was thrash. No wonder she went at him publicly. It was also dumb to acquire Nash
I still remember Jim holding on for dear life for that nikka Bynum when Kobe wanted his ass traded outta here. For kidd and later on prime melo. JASON KIDD OR PRIME MELO IMAGINE HOW MUCH MORE WE COULDVE GOTTEN WITH ONE OF THEM ESPECIALLY PRIME MELO but we got 2 titles with Bynum but at the very least he should’ve unloaded Bynum fo melo
Like I don’t think People understand how bad shyt was with Jim we couldn’t even get free agents to come to us with his dumbass

 

[Dipsey Doo]

Lakers from 1980-2010 had a god tier run. That run wasn't going to last forever.

The downturn was inevitable, hopefully Jeannie gets it on track.

It's just sad that some Lakers fans would rather some soulless billionaire own the team, rather than remain family owned.

Legacy and tradition really don't matter these days.

 

[CantStop]

jeanie buss drafted bynum so at least I know he has some basketball knowledge. the rest of the front office and management wanted sean may

also those mosgov/deng deals were purely because his whore sister put the pressure on him


and d'antoni was a good coach. he got fukked over because nash got hurt and dwight howard didn't want to PNR.

 

[Black Mamba]

jeanie buss drafted bynum so at least I know he has some basketball knowledge. the rest of the front office and management wanted sean may

also those mosgov/deng deals were purely because his whore sister put the pressure on him

THEN HES A bytch ASS COKEHEAD FOLDING UNDER PRESSURE.
he should’ve let go of Bynum when he could’ve for Melo from the Nuggets.
He also ruined Kobe for going with fukktoni instead of Phil.
But he’s better than Jeannie