Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Lucky_Lefty]

Trade him somewhere they wouldn't mind giving his UDFA offspring a chance. I'd be forever done with the squad if they made that pick just to appease some dude on his way out the door. If they trade for Young, that lets me further know that the Buss' need to sell to Bezos or someone with some bit of business acumen and not running shyt like a mom and pop operation (like they've been doing since Doc passed; Jim nor Jeannie are cut out for this shyt). Or let Mark Walter (since he's Magic's shadow wallet) & Todd Boehly get majority ownership stake since they got more dough than the Buss family trust

 

[Joe Sixpack]

LeBron need to stop this 3 star bullshyt that model doesn’t work anymore

fukk that Trae Young shyt and trade that faghot AD for two good players

You need depth especially with this dude being 38

Why the hell would LeBron want to trade for that midget who doesn’t defend at his salary?

 

[Rekkapryde]

LeBron need to stop this 3 star bullshyt that model doesn’t work anymore

fukk that Trae Young shyt and trade that faghot AD for two good players

You need depth especially with this dude being 38

Why the hell would the LeBron want to trade for that midget who doesn’t defend at his salary?

I'd trade Bron too.

What sense does that make building around a man that will be 39 in December? Ask him where he would like to go.


Trade AD to OKC for some of dem picks.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I'd trade Bron too.

What sense does that make building around a man that will be 39 in December? Ask him where he would like to go.


Trade AD to OKC for some of dem picks.

He ain’t leaving LA dawg

 

[Rekkapryde]

He ain’t leaving LA dawg

Get the Cappers on the phone

Peg Leg for Bron.


AD to Toronto for Siakim

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Get the Cappers on the phone

Peg Leg for Bron.


AD to Toronto for Siakim

The absolute pandemonium if Bron went to the Clippers or the Kings and helped push them over the edge

 

[Rekkapryde]

The absolute pandemonium if Bron went to the Clippers or the Kings and helped push them over the edge

Bron reunited with Ty Lue.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Why the hell would LeBron want to trade for that midget who doesn’t defend at his salary?

Even worse....only shyt we got to trade is him or AD!

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Bron reunited with Ty Lue.

Bron sick of these low brow coaches with less IQ than him. He's about to to threaten Bronny to speed up his timeline to get into the league

 

[Lakerman0834]

lol at how quick the narratives shift.

32yo Kobe plays hurt and looks like shyt: "At least he tried "

38yo Bron plays hurt and does well outside of not hitting threes: "No excuses, he's always hurt!"


Kobe actually shot WORSE from three in that series (5-22, 23%) than Bron did in this one (7-26, 27%). And 32yo Kobe went out with a weak ass 17-3-1 in a Game 4 blowout loss while letting Terry drop 32 on his head, but you try to claim he "went out shooting." While 38yo Bron had 40-10-9 in a close loss against a better team and still getting nothing but hate from some of yall.

Also hilarious that "went out shooting" is a good thing whenever Kobe misses shots, but it's Bron tried to go out shooting and miss any at all he gets screamed at.






Barea only guarded Bron 4 times that entire series, and when Bron tried to post him up, Barea flopped and got the offensive foul call. There was literally 1 possession after that where Bron didn't didn't post him up because he didn't want to get in foul trouble. The other two times, Dallas hedged with the help from double/triple teams while Bron was still 20 feet from the basket, there was nowhere to post.

I can't imagine what it's like to be a basketball fan who knows nothing but narratives and can't even recognize what's happening on the court.

Naw tour boy bron choked just like how he did vs Dallas. You can write whateve essay you want. 32 year old Kobe came off 3 finals appearance and was banged up yet lebron came back from lottery. He plays better game 1 and 2 we’d still have a chance at the finals. And let’s not ignore besides bubble western conference has destroyed bron in the playoffs.

 

[Lakerman0834]

Bron sick of these low brow coaches with less IQ than him. He's about to to threaten Bronny to speed up his timeline to get into the league

Brons elite iq that cost us games 1 & 2 with his terrible shot selection right?

 

[HoldThisL]

I got a feeling Klutch mafia gonna do anything they can to get Kyrie

or Trae
Nobody works harder than Klutch Row Records

 

[CantStop]

Brons elite iq that cost us games 1 & 2 with his terrible shot selection right?

You don’t even have to go that far

He cost them the last min single-handedly last night. That 2nd to last possession in which he dribbled for 21 seconds and then threw a grenade to dennis. We had to call a timeout only for him to throw up some bullshyt that didn’t hit rim. And then last possession gets locked up.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

or Trae
Nobody works harder than Klutch Row Records

Trae can't win shyt so his cleft lip ass can stay in atlanta

 

[Rekkapryde]

or Trae
Nobody works harder than Klutch Row Records

Trae makes 40 mill a year.

These goofy internet trade rumors for a team without that cap space is dumb.