Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[#1 pick]

Rui gonna make WAY more than the MLE. And even Reeves and holds alone putting you over the cap. You have nothing whatsoever to sign Kyrie with.

Only leverage is going to be finding someone who will take d-lo in a sign and trade.

Yeah, I wouldn't pay him more than 5 mil per year. You can find PFs like him all over the league. Sign Georges Niang. He's twice the player and won't cost more than 5 mil.

Reaves cap hold is $2,189,698, he's flexible just like Chandler Parsons was

 

[GreatestLaker]

 

[#1 pick]

Austin is gonna be the next JJ Redikk. He's been doing good with his takes of late

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Kobe was injured that series and still went out shooting.

lol at how quick the narratives shift.

32yo Kobe plays hurt and looks like shyt: "At least he tried "

38yo Bron plays hurt and does well outside of not hitting threes: "No excuses, he's always hurt!"


Kobe actually shot WORSE from three in that series (5-22, 23%) than Bron did in this one (7-26, 27%). And 32yo Kobe went out with a weak ass 17-3-1 in a Game 4 blowout loss while letting Terry drop 32 on his head, but you try to claim he "went out shooting." While 38yo Bron had 40-10-9 in a close loss against a better team and still getting nothing but hate from some of yall.

Also hilarious that "went out shooting" is a good thing whenever Kobe misses shots, but it's Bron tried to go out shooting and miss any at all he gets screamed at.

Bron went out afraid of posting up JJ barrea .

Barea only guarded Bron 4 times that entire series, and when Bron tried to post him up, Barea flopped and got the offensive foul call. There was literally 1 possession after that where Bron didn't didn't post him up because he didn't want to get in foul trouble. The other two times, Dallas hedged with the help from double/triple teams while Bron was still 20 feet from the basket, there was nowhere to post.

I can't imagine what it's like to be a basketball fan who knows nothing but narratives and can't even recognize what's happening on the court.

 

[ALonelyDad]

One min you want to fire 90% of the team and calling this season awful, next min u are posting this

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I wonder what the coaches think of Bamba at this point, or whether they have any chance at a backup center that can play 15 minutes a game.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Even they're tired of all the hate and emotional bytching.

 

[jaydawg08]

LMAO

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

One day I’ll understand a fanbase actively rooting against their own team instead of being positive because a nikka who’s better than the nikka they stan decided to join the squad.

As a fanbase, you Laker “fans” truly deserve the gutter. Lmao.

Bron stans about to commit that. Someone go check on this ugly ass nxgga.

 

[Boonapalist]

And AD needs to actually commit to setting screens. He barely makes contact on any of them

 

[10bandz]

Bron stans about to commit that. Someone go check on this ugly ass nxgga.

That guy used to go on random rants about Steph in these Laker threads......another PTSD ass LeGBT nikka

 

[TheLostOnes]

"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good"



Brehs it's really over



Fred

 

[360Waves]

Bron stans about to commit that. Someone go check on this ugly ass nxgga.

I and several others @‘d this ugly lame for weeks after GS lost and he only got the strength to remember his mentions box now.

Brother, post a picture of your face with a flash card that says your username and I’ll post mine. I’ll wait.

 

[SunZoo]

double

 

[SunZoo]

LMAO

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