Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

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15% from 3 in the entire playoffs thats the worst out of all players currently playing in the WCF

If lebron wasnt old we would have beat the nuggets.


24% from three in the playoffs. Embiid, Huerter, Brooks, Barnes, and Vanderbilt are worse.

It's bad enough, don't know why folk need to keep lying about it to exaggerate.
 

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We got this just like Cloud and em vs Sephiroth
Just like Chrono and em vs Lavos with his multiple forms(games)
We gon make it :wow: ONE GAME AT A TIME
THERE IS NOTHING ELSE BUT TO BELIEVE :damn:
LAKESHOW TAKE MY ENERGY:bryan:
 
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24% from three in the playoffs. Embiid, Huerter, Brooks, Barnes, and Vanderbilt are worse.

It's bad enough, don't know why folk need to keep lying about it to exaggerate.
lebron is shooting 15% from three in the WCF .

God forbid AD was shooting 15% from the paint can you imagine what yall would do :heh:

If AD has one bad game Bron and his ESPN dikk suckers would burn him at the stake.

As a wing player and a player who historically shoots 34% from 3 this is unacceptable

I don't see any ESPN headlines that Lebron is shooting 15% from three .

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The point differential between each of our three losses

game one 126 - 132

game two 103 - 108

game three 119 108

Lebron is only averaging 1 made three point shot so far in the WCF. If he scores his average of two per game in game one the score is tied. in game two that accounts for a one point lead. Only game three would be inconsequential as the team outside of AD didn't do shyt. Lebron is the reason we are in this hole. No one else. 15%


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Game one Lebron James 3pt made 0-4

Game two Lebron James 3pt made 0-6
 
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lebron is shooting 15% from three in the WCF .

16% actually, and D-Lo, Gordon, Braun are all worse.

Your first claim was that he was shooting 16% for the entire playoffs, which was false. You also claimed that was the worst of everyone left in the WCF, which was also false. Now that you almost got the stat right, you don't want to admit that others are shooting worse.




God forbid AD was shooting 15% from the paint can you imagine what yall would do :heh:

How the fukk is 15% from three-point and 15% from the paint supposed to be the same thing? :dead:

If you want to actually compare their shooting, AD is 53.6% eFG for the series and Bron is 50.9%. Bron is the 4th most efficient shooter on the Lakers for this series, only Reeves, Rui, and AD are better.




If AD has one bad game Bron and his ESPN dikk suckers would burn him at the stake.

lol - so Game 2 against Memphis, Game 4 against Memphis, Game 2 against Golden State, Game 2 against Denver....none of those happened?




I don't see any ESPN headlines that Lebron is shooting 15% from three .

There's been a TON of talk on ESPN about his shooting. ESPN stats tweeted out that he missed 19 straight fourth quarter threes and it went viral. Dave McMenamin led off his article about Game 2 with the exact same stat. Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless are both going off on his bad shooting and it's made it into print. It's all over the place.




The point differential between each of our three losses

game one 126 - 132

game two 103 - 108

game three 119 108

Lebron is only averaging 1 made three point shot so far in the WCF. If he scores his average of two per game in game one the score is tied. in game two that accounts for a onw point lead. Only game three would be inconsequential as the team outside of AD didn't do shyt.

And I've pointed that out MULTIPLE times. I straight up said that if bron and d-lo had just made more threes each game, Lakers would be winning the series.

Notice, strangely, you ignore D-Lo shooting 14% from three-point. And he's supposed to be much more of a three-point shooter than Bron.
 

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Lebron is the reason we are in this hole. No one else. 15%

This is the dumbest shyt you said.


So far in the series, Lakers are -6 when Bron is on the court, and -16 when bron is on the bench.

Lakers are -53 when D-Lo is on the court, and +31 when D-Lo is on the bench.

Bron is -28 when he has to play with D-Lo, and +22 when he doesn't have to play with D-Lo.


Bron, for the series, is averaging 24-9-10 on 48% shooting with excellent defense.
D-Lo, for the series, is averaging 7-3-4 on 30% shooting and getting targeted on every fukking play.

How the fukk can you know that shyt and still claim Bron is the problem?



Y'all keep focusing on the ONLY thing he's struggling with in this series, three-point shooting. It would be amazing if Bron were 7-19 instead of 3-19, that's a difference of four shots. If Bron had made 4 more threes, then right now he'd be averaging 28-9-10 on 56/37/73 splits and the Lakers might be up 2-1 despite D-Lo playing like dogshyt.

We're literally talking about 4 shots over 3 games being the difference between, "Bron is having an AMAZING series!' and "Bron is a horrible player and needs to retire!"
 
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16% actually, and D-Lo, Gordon, Braun are all worse.

Your first claim was that he was shooting 16% for the entire playoffs, which was false. You also claimed that was the worst of everyone left in the WCF, which was also false. Now that you almost got the stat right, you don't want to admit that others are shooting worse.

Ok he's shooting 16% :heh:
How the fukk is 15% from three-point and 15% from the paint supposed to be the same thing? :dead:

If you want to actually compare their shooting, AD is 53.6% eFG for the series and Bron is 50.9%. Bron is the 4th most efficient shooter on the Lakers for this series, only Reeves, Rui, and AD are better.

Lebron is shooting historically bad from 3. If AD did anything historically bad from the zone he's expected to score from he would be crucified.

lol - so Game 2 against Memphis, Game 4 against Memphis, Game 2 against Golden State, Game 2 against Denver....none of those happened?






There's been a TON of talk on ESPN about his shooting. ESPN stats tweeted out that he missed 19 straight fourth quarter threes and it went viral. Dave McMenamin led off his article about Game 2 with the exact same stat. Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless are both going off on his bad shooting and it's made it into print. It's all over the place.






And I've pointed that out MULTIPLE times. I straight up said that if bron and d-lo had just made more threes each game, Lakers would be winning the series.

Notice, strangely, you ignore D-Lo shooting 14% from three-point. And he's supposed to be much more of a three-point shooter than Bron.
DLO is a 5th option this series btw. He has 27 FG attempts, Rui, Bron AD, Reeves all have more FGA this series. What option is Lebron in our offense? you're comparing the performance of a 4/5th option to Lebron :jbhmm:? Once again I know you're looking for a scapegoat, thats' what yall do best. It's not gonna work with laker fans. I will repeat and reiterate us losing this series is on Lebron.
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This is the dumbest shyt you said.


So far in the series, Lakers are -6 when Bron is on the court, and -16 when bron is on the bench.

Lakers are -53 when D-Lo is on the court, and +31 when D-Lo is on the bench.

Bron is -28 when he has to play with D-Lo, and +22 when he doesn't have to play with D-Lo.


Bron, for the series, is averaging 24-9-10 on 48% shooting with excellent defense.
D-Lo, for the series, is averaging 7-3-4 on 30% shooting and getting targeted on every fukking play.

How the fukk can you know that shyt and still claim Bron is the problem?



Y'all keep focusing on the ONLY thing he's struggling with in this series, three-point shooting. It would be amazing if Bron were 7-19 instead of 3-19, that's a difference of four shots. If Bron had made 4 more threes, then right now he'd be averaging 28-9-10 on 56/37/73 splits and the Lakers might be up 2-1 despite D-Lo playing like dogshyt.

We're literally talking about 4 shots over 3 games being the difference between, "Bron is having an AMAZING series!' and "Bron is a horrible player and needs to retire!"
Once again. How are you comparing a bad series of a 4th 5th option on our team to Lebron:sas1:?


Game one Lebron James 3pt made 0-4

Game two Lebron James 3pt made 0-6
 

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Once again. How are you comparing a bad series of a 4th 5th option on our team to Lebron:sas1:?

D-Lo earns $32 million/year, he's supposed to be the 3rd option if he wasn't making himself fukking unplayable right now.

The Nuggets don't care which "option" he is, they are targeting him on every damn play. That's why he's -53 for the series.

Can you at least explain why Bron is +22 without D-Lo, but -28 with D-Lo, if D-Lo isn't the problem?
 

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you know life is rough when you feel slighted when someone says Bron is shooting 16% from 3 instead of 24% from 3

At this point @Rhakim you got alerts on Bron posts. Take the cape off and get some sleep. You don’t see how pathetic that your entire existence is centered around Bron. I legit have never seen you post anything non Bron related and I’m not even joking.

“ITS ACTUALLY 24%”

“JARRED VANDERBILT WHO TAKES 1 3 A GAME IS WORSE THAN HIM ACTUALLY”

“HES ONLY A -6 ON THE COURT SO YEA HES A NEGATIVE BUT ITS NOT AS BAD AS DLO”
 

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Ok he's shooting 16% :heh:


Lebron is shooting historically bad from 3. If AD did anything historically bad from the zone he's expected to score from he would be crucified.


DLO is a 5th option this series btw. He has 27 FG attempts, Rui, Bron AD, Reeves all have more FGA this series. What option is Lebron in our offense? you're comparing the performance of a 4/5th option to Lebron :jbhmm:? Once again I know you're looking for a scapegoat, thats' what yall do best. It's not gonna work with laker fans. I will repeat and reiterate us losing this series is on Lebron.
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Once again. How are you comparing a bad series of a 4th 5th option on our team to Lebron:sas1:?


Game one Lebron James 3pt made 0-4

Game two Lebron James 3pt made 0-6

D-Lo was the 3rd option in the regular season (2nd when LeBron was out) and has attempted more shots in the playoffs than Reaves or Rui. He's just been so horrible this series that his minutes/shots have limited.
 

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You don’t see how pathetic that your entire existence is centered around Bron. I legit have never seen you post anything non Bron related and I’m not even joking.


That's some of the most bizarre shyt I've ever seen. You have more posts about Bron in this thread than I do. The only reason you can claim you haven't seen me post anything about Bron is because YOU aren't in any threads other than the ones about Bron.

I probably have more posts on Ducks football and Blazers basketball than anyone else here. I'm a well-known poster in HL and TLR, got my POTY and most of my rep there. Every single politics poster knows me for repping pro-black politics and socialism, every single UFO and crypto poster there knows me for repping skepticism, and every single TLR poster knows me as the guy who gets racists and liars out of the paint. My JCotton thread was one of the biggest threads of last year, and my Sccit thread got stickied just yesterday. My historical feuds series was big enough that the President of the National Black Farmers Association gave me a shout-out and linked it on their official Facebook page.

You don't know all that, because YOUR existence is centered around a basketball team from a state/country you don't even live in. What do you even do here besides that?
 
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D-Lo earns $32 million/year, he's supposed to be the 3rd option if he wasn't making himself fukking unplayable right now.

The Nuggets don't care which "option" he is, they are targeting him on every damn play. That's why he's -53 for the series.

Can you at least explain why Bron is +22 without D-Lo, but -28 with D-Lo, if D-Lo isn't the problem?
Can you at least explain to me why Lebron is shooting 16% from the three point line? Also explain to me why you're holding a 5th option to the same standard as Lebron James :heh:

If Lebron the supposed best player shoots what he normally averages from Three game one is a tie, game 2 is a win and game 3 is still a loss. These points aren't being addressed. You're just using Dlo as a strawman.

B-b-b but what about DLO.

It's always the same with you dudes

D-Lo was the 3rd option in the regular season (2nd when LeBron was out) and has attempted more shots in the playoffs than Reaves or Rui. He's just been so horrible this series that his minutes/shots have limited.
DLO is having a bad series, Lebron's shytty shooting stems back to the the Grizzlies series as well. A roleplayer having a one bad series is not the equivalent to the supposed best player on the team :sas1:. Do I need to remind you that Lebron shot 8 for 41 in the series against the grizzlies as well? So that would mean Lebron has had two bad series and DLO has only had one. By your logic

since Dlo and lebron should be held to the same standard Lebron is more responsible for our struggles as a team. @Rhakim
 
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