Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Hawala Man]

You ever notice how the

logo is reminiscent of

? If you know you know.



Side question, do you think Klutch manipulated them for the entire year up until that point to avoid signing a single backup rim protector? I'm guessing that those 20 games where AD was out and old-ass LeBron was the closest thing to a rim protector on the team, the main thing on his mind was, "How could I manipulate these owners into continuing to ensure that I play as much center as possible"?

You're a LeBron stan who can't form an opinion outside of your admiration and love for him. You had a temper tantrum in another thread talking about his 3 point shooting when people were criticizing him. If anyone criticizes LeBron you put on your cape and meltdown down mentally.

 

[JSS]

All we need is Bamba to come in and elbow Murray in mid air

 

[Professor Emeritus]

You're a LeBron stan who can't form an opinion outside of your admiration and love for him. You had a temper tantrum in another thread talking about his 3 point shooting when people were criticizing him. If anyone criticizes LeBron you put on your cape and meltdown down mentally.

With logical retorts like that, I just can't imagine how my argument will carry the day.

If you say dumb shyt, expect to get called out for it.

 

[Hawala Man]

With logical retorts like that, I just can't imagine how my argument will carry the day.

If you say dumb shyt, expect to get called out for it.

I'm the "logical retort" yet you couldn't differentiate between 3pt shots being missed in the 4th quarter cause you're a stan who hates when ppl criticize or speak the truth about LBJ?

You can't speak on the NBA with a subjective bias because if anyone ever calls out LBJ or criticizes him you put on the cape. All the proof is in the Nuggets/Lakers thread with your toddler like tamper tantrums. Good thing is once the Lakers are eliminated we don't have to hear your stupid takes and defending LBJ when anyone criticizes him.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I'm the "logical retort" yet you couldn't differentiate between 3pt shots being missed in the 4th quarter cause you're a stan who hates when ppl criticize or speak the truth about LBJ?

I'm sure that's how it happened in your mind lol. I've been saying this series AND since the beginning of the season that Bron is bad shooting tired at the end of games and should stop.

In terms of 4th-quarter and clutch play he's been a good closer, but in terms of actual last-minute jumpers he's been noticeably bad since he joined the Lakers. I commented on this 2-3 years ago and my best guess is that he's just getting too old combined with all the injuries and doesn't have his legs under him by the end of games anymore. It's a striking difference even from 2018 postseason when he was absolutely money at the end of games throughout.

He's launching shots instead of driving because he's wiped. He should stop shooting those.

These locker room speeches sounds great, but they don't change basic biology. No matter how hard Bron says, "This is the playoffs!", it won't magically put lift on his shot or get him by someone.

All the willpower in the world ain't gonna give tired legs lift on a shot.

I'm sure you can quote the part where I was denying that old Bron generally shoots poorly at the end of games?

You can't speak on the NBA with a subjective bias because if anyone ever calls out LBJ or criticizes him you put on the cape.

I actually can speak on the NBA with a subjective bias. And so does everyone else here.

All the proof is in the Nuggets/Lakers thread with your toddler like tamper tantrums. Good thing is once the Lakers are eliminated we don't have to hear your stupid takes and defending LBJ when anyone criticizes him.

It's amazing to imagine how things must get reworked in your head. Anyone can just scroll through the exchange in this thread and see who looks like a toddler having a tanttrum.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I'm the "logical retort" yet you couldn't differentiate between 3pt shots being missed in the 4th quarter cause you're a stan who hates when ppl criticize or speak the truth about LBJ?

Lol, I just checked that conversation you got angry in and neither my comment nor the comment I responded to had anything to do with the 4th quarter.

CantStop made up a fake stat about Bron's postseason 3pt makes, I laughed at the people who responded thinking it was real, CantStop admitted he got it wrong and corrected it. That was the entire exchange.

Nothing we said had anything to do with the 4th quarter. You literally just made that up as an after-the-fact deflection, and now you're trying to claim it was something I said. You appear a bit unhinged.

 

[CantStop]

Jamal Murray and Jokic are having - Bubble Bron/AD level dominant run this series. If Murray was just regular season good the Lakers are up 2-1 right now. Both are near 30 PER this series.

So they’re having a better series than our top 2 players? It’s almost like I’ve been saying that all series and that’s the reason why they’re up. You ain’t saying nothing I haven’t said.

 

[Trojan 24]

best 2 teams in the nba are nuggets and lakers

so it doesn't matter

Suns gave them more problems

 

[ghostwriterx]

No, they aren't. They just got no heart and are poorly coached but they would whoop the Lakers in their current state ass. They are far superior team and talent wise to the Lakers. That team is built to win but they don't have the players to overcome adversity. That said, they are too superior to the Lakers and Ham ain't much different than Joe so it would be light work for the Celtics.

This ain't surprising, the Lakers aren't suppose to even be here. They are here and that's amazing. Now it's time to really build a contender that can win it all. They should have never got rid of Caruso, Green, or KCP.

They're getting run out the gym by Jimmy and g-leaguers.

 

[Trojan 24]

So now it's the foot injury huh? Last year it was the knee, before it was the ankle. Next year it might be the back. Guess what, that's all being what's called old. We don't need the qualifiers of if we had a healthy Bron, it's not happening

 

[CantStop]

So now it's the foot injury huh? Last year it was the knee, before it was the ankle. Next year it might be the back. Guess what, that's all being what's called old. We don't need the qualifiers of if we had a healthy Bron, it's not happening

@Rhakim will say Bron has a foot injury but won’t acknowledge why someone with such a debilitating foot injury is trying to (pathetically) do reverse windmills. @Rhakim will say the foot injury and fatigue is why he’s missing threes late in the game but won’t answer why he can’t make them at the start of the game. It’s actually embarrassing. He’ll just blame DLo again.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

@Rhakim will say Bron has a foot injury but won’t acknowledge why someone with such a debilitating foot injury is trying to (pathetically) do reverse windmills. @Rhakim will say the foot injury and fatigue is why he’s missing threes late in the game but won’t answer why he can’t make them at the start of the game. It’s actually embarrassing. He’ll just blame DLo again.

Was LeBron balling and killin before the foot injury!?

Yes or no nikka?

Was anybody talkin that Father Time bullshyt before the foot??

 

[Joe Sixpack]

So now it's the foot injury huh? Last year it was the knee, before it was the ankle. Next year it might be the back. Guess what, that's all being what's called old. We don't need the qualifiers of if we had a healthy Bron, it's not happening

Ya’ll nikkas are some clowns

Nobody was sayin he was washed before the foot ya’ll nikkas just wanna do Stan Wars

That’s all you nikkas wanna do is do some corny ass Stan shyt

Ya’ll some clowns

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Everybody knows he fukked his foot up but came back early cause he liked the team

Everybody knows that but these Coli LWO internet message board wack nikkas

 

[CantStop]

@Joe Sixpack having a live breakdown

I hate it had to be him