Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[2Quik4UHoes]

@Brooklynzson salam alaikum. Next season can we have a laker fan only thread? It can be a thread where bron stans and @Gil Scott-Heroin can pretend to be normal

“Stans, Fags and Autists. 2023-2024 NBA bandwagon NBA thread”

The smiley tho

 

[Black Mamba]

Delusion. All of these teams but Cleveland are far more ready for championship ball than the Lakers. The Lakers got too many specialists and scrubs. Cleveland is a nightmare matchup. A team that can protect the paint and bust your ass from the perimeter regardless of the defender. Ya'll don't move the ball enough to fukk them up

Yeah right
Good talk
Good talk
You have the delusions though

 

[Software]

Malcolm Brogdon makes 22 million a year The amount players get paid nowadays is undergoing a scale shift

shyt ridiculous

 

[skyrunner1]

Jimmy is surrounded by Gabe Vincent, Duncan Robinson and Max Struss. We're not going to sit here and pretend that these rosters are equal. Also, the Heat aren't winning because of them. they're winning because Jimmy is having a top 10 playoff run of all time. Superstars do what superstars do.

Watch any bball tonite?

 

[CantStop]

one thing i respect about celtics fans is that when they lose, they place the majority of the blame on tatum and brown not the 4th option.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

You expected to win a championship in October?

Yeah nikka I did
Its the Lakeshow nikka

I get why you guys get so disappointed… doesn’t seem like you leave any opportunity to be pleasantly surprised by anything

There should be a lot of "pleasantly surprised" posters considering how many times we were told "The season is over!" starting in November and going all the way through the Warriors round.

You can honestly say that if Bron doesn't injure his foot, the Lakers likely win the title, right? If he just had 5-6 points of extra big game potential in him right now, the Lakers would probably have been up 2-0 going into a home game.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

@2Quik4UHoes breh you changed the thread title?


It’s not over yet

Nobody ever came back from 3-1.. but Bron & Kyrie and em did it.

Nobody ever came back from 3-0.. at least 2 of these games were very winnable. If we can get 3-1 at home and steal one it’s 3-2..

And we come home. Shyt could get scary.

Let’s support the squad until the end. DLo can’t start, whatever happens.

P.S. I actually thought this was the Lakers Offseason thread as a spin on the OG season thread

 

[cobra]

one thing i respect about celtics fans is that when they lose, they place the majority of the blame on tatum and brown not the 4th option.

cause they are getting blown out

 

[Professor Emeritus]

fakkit ass Westbrook stans really tryna run a victory lap like we didn’t drop him and end up making the WCF . Idgaf if we get swept that’s further than Russ has been since 2016

Westbrook hasn't even won more than two games in a series since 2016.

 

[cobra]

@2Quik4UHoes breh you changed the thread title?


It’s not over yet

Nobody ever came back from 3-1.. but Bron & Kyrie and em did it.

Nobody ever came back from 3-0.. at least 2 of these games were very winnable. If we can get 3-1 at home and steal one it’s 3-2..

And we come home. Shyt could get scary.

Let’s support the squad until the end. DLo can’t start, whatever happens.

P.S. I actually thought this was the Lakers Offseason thread as a spin on the OG season thread

happened once in baseball and a couple time in the NHL

 

[Left.A1]

There should be a lot of "pleasantly surprised" posters considering how many times we were told "The season is over!" starting in November and going all the way through the Warriors round.

You can honestly say that if Bron doesn't injure his foot, the Lakers likely win the title, right? If he just had 5-6 points of extra big game potential in him right now, the Lakers would probably have been up 2-0 going into a home game.

Possibly… I think Pelinka should have made a move earlier as well …you gotta give you team some time to figure things out …deadline deals usually are hard because of that

 

[Boonapalist]

Westbrook hasn't even won more than two games in a series since 2016.

I remember his stans were saying LeBron(one of the greatest floor generals of all time) needed to accommodate Westbrook and play off ball more. That’s when I knew they were delusional

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Delusion. All of these teams but Cleveland are far more ready for championship ball than the Lakers.

You just watched the Sixers collapse for the Nth straight year and still say that shyt?

The Lakers literally have a title under these same two stars already, and just took care of the team that won the title last year.



Sixers looked like shyt.

Boston can never finish off anyone, they couldn't even beat the Warriors last year.

Knicks/Hawks are trash.

Cleveland is inexperienced as hell and folded against the fukking Knicks.

Bucks were the scariest team but Middleton is lacking, Giannis got hurt, and Jrue played like trash.

It would be down to the Heat and their Cinderella run.



If the Kings, Warriors, Grizzlies, and Suns were in the East instead, you'd be gassing them more.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

He don't even need to play well, Lakers just need a Willis Reed moment. If Bamba comes out and hits two threes in his first couple possessions, gets a block on Jokic, all hell will break loose and the Nuggets will fold.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

@2Quik4UHoes breh you changed the thread title?


It’s not over yet

Nobody ever came back from 3-1.. but Bron & Kyrie and em did it.

Nobody ever came back from 3-0.. at least 2 of these games were very winnable. If we can get 3-1 at home and steal one it’s 3-2..

And we come home. Shyt could get scary.

Let’s support the squad until the end. DLo can’t start, whatever happens.

P.S. I actually thought this was the Lakers Offseason thread as a spin on the OG season thread

Nah, it’s over

I need to see it to believe it.