Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

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CantStop

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@10bandz in here gettin his ass destroyed as usual :mjlol:

Dude is a walking Crash Test Dummy
I’ll offer the same proposition that @Rhakim and @jaydawg08 declined. Let’s have a poll of who we rather have in this thread, @10bandz or you and the loser leaves forever. Y’all know y’all not welcomed and it’s funny af because you guys so desperately want to make it seem like it’s not like that
 

jaydawg08

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Frat boy cac humor :scust:
Nah that's not CAC humor, that's real chit. Clean your fukn room, lose weight, and get out your mamas house and find a career and not a job making 40k a year

I hate so see black men down bad, so like I said next time there's an opening for ATC Ill DM you, but in the meantime we can work on that diet of yours and get you to below 220lbs and get you out your mamas crib
 

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Well I don’t know much about European soccer fans either but I doubt there are fans pretending to be fans of another team while they spend 99% of their time talking about another team. I don’t know, seems kinda deranged to me. It’s like if I pretended to be a Lakers fan but posted up in the Celtics thread and watch all their games while claiming to not be a Celtics fan.


Soccer fans are as loyal to their teams as anybody......they literally sit in the stands sobbing after random losses during the season. They're not running around dikkriding a player from country to country and team to team. Any Messi/Ronaldo stan has a favorite club they're loyal too and I can guarantee that. In England you'll find PLENTY of die hard Messi stans but their favorite team is Chelsea or Arsenal or Liverpool and they club loyalty comes first. I know hella Africans that are die hard Messi stans but their favorite clubs are from England, a country Messi never played in.

@Rhakim is trying to disingenuously act like its the same thing as what Bron fans do but its not even close. Not even close.
 

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Nah you a Kobe dikk rider who rummages through Vanessa Bryant's garbage lookin for scraps :scust:
Nah that's not CAC humor, that's real chit. Clean your fukn room, lose weight, and get out your mamas house and find a career and not a job making 40k a year

I hate so see black men down bad, so like I said next time there's an opening for ATC Ill DM you, but in the meantime we can work on that diet of yours and get you to below 220lbs and get you out your mamas crib

Frat boy cac humor :snoop:
 

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I’ll offer the same proposition that @Rhakim and @jaydawg08 declined. Let’s have a poll of who we rather have in this thread, @10bandz or you and the loser leaves forever. Y’all know y’all not welcomed and it’s funny af because you guys so desperately want to make it seem like it’s not like that
nikka this is the internet

You think I give a fukk what ya'll weirdos say?

Look at what you said

"Loser leaves forever"

"You're not welcome here we're REAL LAKER FANS"

:hhh:

nikka you oned the shyt outta ya self

Do ya'll nikkas have lives?
 

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nikka this is the internet

You think I give a fukk what ya'll weirdos say?

Look at what you said

"Loser leaves forever"

"You're not welcome here we're REAL LAKER FANS"

:hhh:

nikka you oned the shyt outta ya self

Do ya'll nikkas have lives?
No. The internet is apparently serious business to them cause unfortunately it's all they have in their lives
 

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Ya"ll nikkas are fukkin incel homos :mjlol:

nikkas in here talkin about loser leave town matches like WCW

nikkas don't get any p*ssy

Only way nikkas get buns is if they buy it
 

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No. The internet is apparently serious business to them cause unfortunately it's all they have in their lives
You’re white pretending to be black and claimed to have a GF on an all male website which was later debunked

 

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@Rhakim talking about he doesn't know shyt about european soccer fans but brought up Messi anyway :mjlol:.

I brought up the most famous player in every major sport. Yes, I'm aware of who Messi is despite not following European soccer. You always come up with the weakest "burns".




this reminds me of during the world cup when he got swiftly ran out of the official thread for trying to be an expert using the same bullshyt tactics he uses in basketball discussions :dead:

I think researchers should follow you around for a day to figure out how you perform important functions while being so out of touch with reality.

At what point did I ever get run out of the World Cup thread? And at what point did I claim to be an expert? I've been open about being an "only care about the World Cup" semi-soccer fan, and I was in the thread all the way to the end.

The only big argument I had was making fun of the guys who were big-upping goal stats when the majority of Messi's goals were on penalty kicks that he didn't even draw himself. You don't have to be an expert to realize that happening to get a lot more penalty chances than the other players got isn't a particularly impressive accomplishment by itself.
 

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How do successful men with jobs and access to p*ssy go on a message board and go hard like this over a professional sports team?

There is no way nikkas like @10bandz get any ass or money at all

nikkas is pathetic
 

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You’re white pretending to be black and claimed to have a GF on an all male website which was later debunked

I have a whole ass family and a newborn baby lol. I unfortunately can't get you that ATC job cause you're not even American so best of luck to you on your warehouse future.

I can help with the weight loss goals tho if you need some along with @10bandz
 

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These bytch ass nikkas in here have no knowledge of self at all and don't know or study 120 but they wanna call nikkas CACs

nikkas don't even know today's Mathematics

But they goin hard on the internet over the LOS ANGELES LAKERS and jerk off to Kobe highlights
 

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I have a whole ass family and a newborn baby lol. I unfortunately can't get you that ATC job cause you're not even American so best of luck to you on your warehouse future.

I can help with the weight loss goals tho if you need some along with @10bandz

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We do not care about your shytty job. In fact you admitted it was a shytty job and are surrounded by white people all day who boss you around hence why you said you are at the bottom of the totem pole. I’ve never seen anyone brag as much as you do when it comes to being an air traffic controller. You’re one step above being a flight attendant lil nikka. You work a 5 am to a 3 pm job. :deadrose:
 

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We do not care about your shytty job. In fact you admitted it was a shytty job and are surrounded by white people all day who boss you around hence why you said you are at the bottom of the totem pole. I’ve never seen anyone brag as much as you do when it comes to being an air traffic controller. You’re one step above being a flight attendant lil nikka. You work a 5 am to a 3 pm job. :deadrose:
A flight attendant? Lmfao.. I'm gonna guess you think I'm one of those ramp agents with the orange wands or some chit

I'll help you out broke boy, I'm the dude who talks to planes/pilots traveling throughout the US and international making sure they don't hit each other in airspace that extends through multiple states

Job is great, I make more than you ever will in your life. just need more black men/women in the field.. but thankfully you won't be in the control room, and if you ever were id make sure you'd wash out.
 
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