"back in my day"
Back in your day you were doing the same shyt or worse or you were doing other stuff that the old heads didn't approve of.
"everything happens for a reason"
"I'm sure he's/she's looking down on us right now"
So people die, go to heaven, and have to spend the rest of eternity looking at your dumbass. What about when you die do they stop looking at you then. When you die is that all your going to have to do? Be a c*nt and look down at everybody?
"I'm sure he/she's in a better place"
How do you know they didn't go to hell?