Common traps at the workplace

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Having more than 2 drinks at any gathering = You're probably gonna be in trouble for some shyt the next day
This one is just wrong.

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I REPEAT.

DO NOT tell ANYONE about your out of work BUSINESS MOVES/ventures unless they’re Black and non c00n verified. It will be used to DISQUALIFY you.

Do NOT tell the women you work with ANYTHING you don’t want everyone else to know. Women are natural GOSSIPS. The same with GAYS.

Do NOT give anything other than a neutral opinion during a group co worker bytchING session which is normally about a manager.

No more than 1 drink when around cacs/and or INDIANS at a work event. They want you to say something they can HOLD on you.

fukk UP NEVER down.
 

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1. The false narrative that HR or any coworker, for that matter, is a trusted friend.:rudy:

2. All work "relationships" have higher than normal boundaries.:wow:

Edit:
It's ironic bc I just put #1 in effect. Moments ago, my work colleague told me she is thinking of leaving bc of blatant disrespect by another coworker in a meeting (note: I was in the meeting). The supervisor and HR both called a breh asking for a statement. I played it cool; sharing no negative moments and letting him know I want no involvement in this chicanery. Begrudgingly, he understood my position.:hubie:
 
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eatin at potlucks... bytch name sheryl brought some chili to a potluck at the oaklawn station in dallas... mannn.. myself and 3 old heads.. didnt touch it... everybody else had the shyts.. for 3days...

we had 204bs and cca's at the station for a week lol
 

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"All expenses paid" - you won't be invited to the next one if those expense report numbers reach a certain level

"Where are you hoping to go in the company" - you better not be hoping to do the same thing or better than me, it will be used against you

"yea so let's exchange numbers i can walk you through the whole process" - I'm tryna fukk and I hope you're willing to throw it all away for a good time
 
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