Come in and post the most RIDICULOUS claims or statements a rapper has ever made

[Cladyclad]

Lyrics shouldn’t count

shyt like Ross going on radio saying he could put 1000 nikka in any hood. That’s what I thought the premise of the thread was

 

[TheDarceKnight]

Lil Fame:

First Family will gradually, lift that ass up like gravity
And turn your body frame into a cavity

Someone needs to explain to Lil Fame that gravity doesn't work how he thinks it does.

0:43

 

[jdashmaj]

Irv Gotti saying Ja Rule was like Bishop in Juice

I forgot which one of them said it but on one of the skits on Wu Tang Forever they were talking to some kid and told him he didn’t need summer school Wu Tang Forever is all the education he needed

 

[Yehuda]

I like Cormega...but he seems adamant about him having “the illest gun in Queensbridge history”.
He has mentioned this more than once.

I’m 90% sure he’s talking about an actual gun, and not the fact that “gun” represents
something else (for example like in the Old West)...and he does it with the fervor like..
like one day Queensbridge Houses had a Gun Pageant and everybody shined up their prettiest
guns and brought them out, and most people agreed Cormega’s was indeed the fairest gun of
them all and gave him a ribbon and/or certificate to acknowledge that.

That is a very odd thing to be so prideful about imo.
I mean, it is good and well to take good care of your things, but...whatever, I don’t know.

One Cormega line that cracks me up is "my mug shot's praised in jail cells and drug spots"

Imagine cats in Rikers Island like

 

[Big Mark]

50 cent thinking he is in Snoop level wanting to battle Snoop in a Verzuz match

Puffy and Kanye being compared to QUINCY Jones ​

 

[L $ C]

Lyrics shouldn’t count

shyt like Ross going on radio saying he could put 1000 nikka in any hood. That’s what I thought the premise of the thread was

Agee lol

 

[seemorecizzy]

The first thing that came to my head when I saw the title is this, which may not
really fit...but I might as well get this off my chest.


I like Cormega...but he seems adamant about him having “the illest gun in Queensbridge history”.
He has mentioned this more than once.

I’m 90% sure he’s talking about an actual gun, and not the fact that “gun” represents
something else (for example like in the Old West)...and he does it with the fervor like..
like one day Queensbridge Houses had a Gun Pageant and everybody shined up their prettiest
guns and brought them out, and most people agreed Cormega’s was indeed the fairest gun of
them all and gave him a ribbon and/or certificate to acknowledge that.

That is a very odd thing to be so prideful about imo.
I mean, it is good and well to take good care of your things, but...whatever, I don’t know.

i had the illest gun in queensbridge history, the sterling? that's right ain't no mystery

 

[thatdude]

"and you know why they made the new 20s
cos i got all the old ones, that's why"

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Jay-Z buys the Brooklyn Nets

Rick Ross denies being a prison guard:

You can see in his face 1. he knew it was over 2. he was lying 3. he was genuinely surprised that Trick of all people, was the one to out him

 

[Mindfield333]

I’m on page 3 and no Lox member has been mentioned

 

[Mr. Negative]

The first thing that came to my head when I saw the title is this, which may not
really fit...but I might as well get this off my chest.


I like Cormega...but he seems adamant about him having “the illest gun in Queensbridge history”.
He has mentioned this more than once.

I’m 90% sure he’s talking about an actual gun, and not the fact that “gun” represents
something else (for example like in the Old West)...and he does it with the fervor like..
like one day Queensbridge Houses had a Gun Pageant and everybody shined up their prettiest
guns and brought them out, and most people agreed Cormega’s was indeed the fairest gun of
them all and gave him a ribbon and/or certificate to acknowledge that.

That is a very odd thing to be so prideful about imo.
I mean, it is good and well to take good care of your things, but...whatever, I don’t know.

nah it was other folks too talking about how crazy that gun was.

like it had nikkas going " what kinda gun is that!?" and he had it when he was still a kid

I hadn't thought about it in years, but they was talking like it shot lasers of something. Made me wonder what kinda gun it was

 

[staticshock]

I’m on page 3 and no Lox member has been mentioned

you’re not looking hard enough or you must be illiterate

 

[Jimmy the gent]

Ras Kass - Gameee, look what we have for you!!!

(can't find the vid)

 

[Trajan]

Jae Millz saying he was trying to buy Nike.. The company

Un Kasa threatening to run someone over in a murcielago till the axles crack

 

[360dagod]

Jim Jones or Cam forgot who it was acting happy cause they signed to the HipHop graveyard Kooch Records. They tried to make L look like a W so bad it was comedy.

Koch was a better deal for a c level artist than a major

You recouped quicker but you had to do more footwork because you didn't have the extra perks the majors provided...

Capo struck gold with we fly and came up big time

If koch was a hip hop graveyard what is caroline records, the label that g unit is signed to