Essential Coli-members what's the last thing you watched?

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Watched it last night on Showtime and really enjoyed it. Well directed and has a great closing image.
 

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-3/10
I've been on a string of exceedingly stupid movies as of late and this by far has to be one of the DUMBEST, most disjointed pieces of cinema I've seen in a solid minute. It doesn't even have the decency to be entertaining in it's portryal of alcohol/drugs and College aged sex since it spends the entierty of it's run time showing you two generically written tropes bouncing off each other in a movie that's hyper focused on Fraternity culture and it's blatantly obvious homosexual, racist and misogynystic traits that are made a requirement for them to exist and accepted by those stupid enough to endure the hazing that indoctrinates you with all three in the hopes of being allowed in.
Lead guy is a wimp with a 'hot' girlfriend that hates him from the jump. Cheats on him, breaks up with him before he goes to college and he spends half of the movie being ridiculed by her while crying (Literally) about her, while trying to tuck into his naturally studious tendency while constantly being cajoled by this uncharismatic, sex and party crazed preppy b*stard who acts like he has it all figured out, and pushes him to join and partake in Frat culture and bang chicks without question.
Still pining for his ex, who starts to smear him online, while being ridiculed for being a nerd by the sorroity chicks he's being shoved to chase, he meets a girl with a consciouss, and struggles to be the decent, docile individual he was, while slowly turning into the "FRAT STAR" the movie eventually formulates him to be. Conflict of interest? Character growth? Engaging story?
None of it. Also the ending is one of the stupidest I've ever seen and I don't care if it's a setup for a sequel. It made absolutely no sense in the grand scheme of things, because I forgot to mention, that WITHIN the movie, he's constantly talking to a 'ghost' version of himself, an alter ego, which he embraces to become the 'frat star' that he eventually succumbs to.
Straight ass cheeks, this.
 

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Okay, let me try to write a better synopsis than what I read because that was some bullsh.

A high school senior (oh, we'll get back to that) goes on a class trip and for "reasons", decides to flake out on them fools and go live her best, by any means necessary.

She spends much of the first act trolling this alt right, he didn't deserve it, knowing if he try something, they throwing him under the jail, she eventually leaves that dude because he too lame, and jumps from one weird situation to another and thats the movie.

This seemed like one of those hipster agenda movies where they say, "if you at least have sex every once In a while or go have a drink half the world's problem wouldn't exist. You do not want to know what they think of Islam.

Anyway I gave it a 7. I wont be seeing it again anytime soon or recommend it
 
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only on ep 3 but i can't stand the knight storyline with that shiggy ass looking actor
 

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only on ep 3 but i can't stand the knight storyline with that shiggy ass looking actor
It was either make a military show or this. Nobody wants a military show and fallout ain't that type if game.

Tell me where to show up and fight the Enclave or Ceasar's legions and I'll be there but all that other shiet, I don't care about
 

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Finally watched. What a delightfully strange film.
The epitome of white privilege, mistake after mistake because "he didn't know any better"

if it was real he'd have effed the young woman still the sofa fell apart
 

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The epitome of white privilege, mistake after mistake because "he didn't know any better"

if it was real he'd have effed the young woman still the sofa fell apart

I feel like a bytch even typing this, but that couch scene made me really uncomfortable lol. I know its a buzzword now, but that scene is CRINGE!
 

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I feel like a bytch even typing this, but that couch scene made me really uncomfortable lol. I know its a buzzword now, but that scene is CRINGE!
I already looked her up, she's 27, basically Kendall Jenner. So, if Kendall Jenner says she wants to f, that's a cringe scene...

And I get it, that's not supposed to be Nic Cage but that is nic cage. He had Jessica Biel as a love interest in a movie.
 

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I already looked her up, she's 27, basically Kendall Jenner. So, if Kendall Jenner says she wants to f, that's a cringe scene...

And I get it, that's not supposed to be Nic Cage but that is nic cage. He had Jessica Biel as a love interest in a movie.
I wasn't worried about her age, they showed them in a bar. How he reacted in the moment as a man was hard to watch. :sadcam:
 
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