Coli Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: 2016 (Season 7) (TRADE WAR IS ON)

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No really, please take this bullshyt to PM. I come here to discuss fantasy baseball and the happenings behind this league. When I see notifications for this thread, I get excited because that makes me think I'm going to have an opportunity to make a trade, pick a guy up, or see some good trash talk at the very least. You guys are ruining that.
 
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Joly said:
No really, please take this bullshyt to PM. I come here to discuss fantasy baseball and the happenings behind this league. When I see notifications for this thread, I get excited because that makes me think I'm going to have an opportunity to make a trade, pick a guy up, or see some good trash talk at the very least. You guys are ruining that.
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I'm in agreement. I've blocked him.

I apologize. If he wants to act ridiculous and beg for attention I will not give in to him anymore.
 
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Joly said:
No really, please take this bullshyt to PM. I come here to discuss fantasy baseball and the happenings behind this league. When I see notifications for this thread, I get excited because that makes me think I'm going to have an opportunity to make a trade, pick a guy up, or see some good trash talk at the very least. You guys are ruining that.
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Bbbut I come here to talk fantasy baseball

Stfu! What a p*ssy, you wouldn't have been able to hang on the old days, kid.

I'll gladly leave you effeminate weirdos to discuss what it is y'all discuss...

See y'all in the off season!
 
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LouCollins4 said:
Theory time: @KevJ and @Bernie Madoff are the same person.

Evidence:

1. I, for one, have never seen them in the same place at the same time. [Note: I've never seen anyone else in this league in the same place at the same time, but still.]

2. Despite their constant kindergarten-level Odd Couple banter, they've been the league's most frequent trade partners to their mutual benefit.

3. Their insults are so childish and nonsensical that none of them ever land, and the only people that suffer from them are the bystanders who have to sift through them to get to anything of consequence on this thread.

I would also be open to the notion that it's some sort of Fight Club-style dissociative identity disorder situation.

Phew, feels good to finally have this out in the open.
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This is a possibility.


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i can tell you a weird fakkit new poster and not from the sohh area

keep your mouth shut before i hurt your feelings
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Whereas, YOU are clearly an adult internet poster, fully matured after years on the same messageboard.

Lou is a friend of mine, recruited to keep the league competitive, and allow us to box out the kind of members that would really fukk a league up.



Admittedly, it has not completely worked, yet.

KevJ said:
@HHR all kidding aside

This dude is flat out spamming my emails with ridiculous trade offers all day

Is there a way to block him from even sending me offers? I want nothing to do with this idiot
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The irony here is overwhelming.
 
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I.V. said:
This is a possibility.




Whereas, YOU are clearly an adult internet poster, fully matured after years on the same messageboard.

Lou is a friend of mine, recruited to keep the league competitive, and allow us to box out the kind of members that would really fukk a league up.



Admittedly, it has not completely worked, yet.



The irony here is overwhelming.
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Don't act like you have been a degenerate on the boards for years, tell the guy to lighten up breh
 
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Bernie Madoff said:
Don't act like you have been a degenerate on the boards for years, tell the guy to lighten up breh
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If you wanna scroll back a bit, pretty sure I'm not the one who freaked out and started dropping slurs left and right when I semi-jokingly suggested an admittedly absurd (though not ENTIRELY impossible) theory.

But sure, man, I'll do my best to be as chill as you.
 
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LouCollins4 said:
If you wanna scroll back a bit, pretty sure I'm not the one who freaked out and started dropping slurs left and right when I semi-jokingly suggested an admittedly absurd (though not ENTIRELY impossible) theory.

But sure, man, I'll do my best to be as chill as you.
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Hey kind sir, I'm very sorry if my insensitive commentary upset you. I understand this is not appropriate behavior on thecoli.com. TheColi is a place where people come to interact in a very respectful and upstanding manner, and I'm very sorry for upsetting that dynamic. I know you'll never forget, but if you could somehow find forgiveness in your heart I would be very grateful. I hope your coming days are filled with rainbows and awesomeness! Have a terrific night pal! :smile:

your friend,

Bernie Madoff
 
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