Coli Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: 2016 (Season 7) (TRADE WAR IS ON)

[Bernie Madoff]

@HHR you need to review this dudes team

He's missing a catcher and only has 4 active pitchers

Look at my innings dummy...

Seriously do you need help with buying your bi polar medication? You seemed stable for a few days, did you get a sample of lexipro???

I'm sure the league will pitch in to buy your meds breh... Start a gofundme and drop a link!

 

[Bernie Madoff]

You wouldn't be responding to dudes on this site literally within the minute.

I'm also drinking lots of ipa's as I get this presentation ready for tommorow

 

[Kang Deezy]

I'm also drinking lots of ipa's as I get this presentation ready for tommorow

Uh huh...

The only thing you're doing with your time is trolling me with awful offers.

Your team is garbage, there's nobody on your team including Bautista that would even start for me

Go to pof and find a girl or something

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Uh huh...

The only thing you're doing with your time is trolling me with awful offers.

Your team is garbage, there's nobody on your team including Bautista that would even start for me

Go to pof and find a girl or something

Ummm you've sent trades about 15:1 this season, but okay...

Have you paid your fee yet?

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I looked in league safe and see 3 people not paid, is this correct @HHR ?

 

[Bernie Madoff]

If the first place team who is sabotaging the next few years hasn't paid, and the bottom dweller who has cheated and not fielded a team for 2 months hasn't paid, we may have some issues...

 

[Kang Deezy]

I looked in league safe and see 3 people not paid, is this correct @HHR ?

Get a life.

 

[Kang Deezy]

If the first place team who is sabotaging the next few years hasn't paid, and the bottom dweller who has cheated and not fielded a team for 2 months hasn't paid, we may have some issues...

I've been in this league 7 years and paid every time, I just haven't gotten to a computer yet because unlike you I have a life.

 

[HHR]

I looked in league safe and see 3 people not paid, is this correct @HHR ?

2, I think

@KevJ @Cliche

 

[Kang Deezy]

2, I think

@KevJ @Cliche

I will pay today/tonight as soon as...

these tanking issues where people aren't fielding full rosters to be resolved otherwise I'm gonna have a team full of 26 NA players next year

It has been documented and proven that you've pushed this in the past but apparebtly it only matters to you if you're tanking too

 

[HHR]

I will pay today/tonight as soon as...

these tanking issues where people aren't fielding full rosters to be resolved otherwise I'm gonna have a team full of 26 NA players next year

It has been documented and proven that you've pushed this in the past but apparebtly it only matters to you if you're tanking too

fukk. Off.

 

[Joly]

Holy shyt you're all acting like children. Someone get these assclowns some tampons

 

[Kang Deezy]

fukk. Off.

It's been proven last year you were throwing a fit over people not playing all active players when you were in contention for the first pick.

That is a fact.

 

[LouCollins4]

Theory time: @KevJ and @Bernie Madoff are the same person.

Evidence:

1. I, for one, have never seen them in the same place at the same time. [Note: I've never seen anyone else in this league in the same place at the same time, but still.]

2. Despite their constant kindergarten-level Odd Couple banter, they've been the league's most frequent trade partners to their mutual benefit.

3. Their insults are so childish and nonsensical that none of them ever land, and the only people that suffer from them are the bystanders who have to sift through them to get to anything of consequence on this thread.

I would also be open to the notion that it's some sort of Fight Club-style dissociative identity disorder situation.

Phew, feels good to finally have this out in the open.

 

[Joly]

Theory time: @KevJ and @Bernie Madoff are the same person.

Evidence:

1. I, for one, have never seen them in the same place at the same time. [Note: I've never seen anyone else in this league in the same place at the same time, but still.]

2. Despite their constant kindergarten-level Odd Couple banter, they've been the league's most frequent trade partners to their mutual benefit.

3. Their insults are so childish and nonsensical that none of them ever land, and the only people that suffer from them are the bystanders who have to sift through them to get to anything of consequence on this thread.

I would also be open to the notion that it's some sort of Fight Club-style dissociative identity disorder situation.

Phew, feels good to finally have this out in the open.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.