Bro, do you not know how deep the
@KevJ scouting department is? Have you not heard tales of its glory?
If he were feeling magnanimous, he would let you in on the dirty little secret that Smith hasn't hit a 1-2 slider further than 245 ft. in an April game played east of the Mississippi—but north of the Mason-Dixon—between the hours of 2 p.m. and 2:35 p.m in conditions with at least 54% humidity since bashing a bases-clearing triple against left-hander Randy Devereaux (who was sporting a truly regrettable bleached blonde mullet at the time) in his sophomore year of high school.
But he doesn't want you guys to know just how deep his shyt goes. That's why he wins, and we lose like the losing losers that we are.