Coli Fantasy Baseball Keeper League: 2016 (Season 7) (TRADE WAR IS ON)

[LandryFieldsDad]

4 owners still need to pay.

I paid for myself I am gonna pay for tanaka by next Wednesday the latest

 

[HHR]

PED suspensions coming soon...

 

[Kang Deezy]

PED suspensions coming soon...

Knowing my luck it'll be machado and Lester

 

[LandryFieldsDad]

I heard the guys play in the Bronx...
Well see

 

[I.V.]

For all these tanking teams out there

Especially @Bernie Madoff

You should be ashamed you left Mallex smith out there for me to pick back up

Do you even have a scouting department?

 

[Kang Deezy]

Dead? Look at his numbers the last two weeks

He's a notorious slow starter and then he beasts

Everybody was drooling over billy Hamilton but smith has the upside to be better

But you're an idiot in this league anyways, Mookie for tajuan plus give you a 4th, I wouldn't expect you to have a clue...

Go watch some knick summer league games and get lost

 

[HHR]

"Notorious slow starter"....The 22-year old...

 

[Bernie Madoff]

He disappeared in the little league world series too, known playoff underachiever

"Notorious slow starter"....The 22-year old...

 

[LouCollins4]

"Notorious slow starter"....The 22-year old...

Bro, do you not know how deep the @KevJ scouting department is? Have you not heard tales of its glory?

If he were feeling magnanimous, he would let you in on the dirty little secret that Smith hasn't hit a 1-2 slider further than 245 ft. in an April game played east of the Mississippi—but north of the Mason-Dixon—between the hours of 2 p.m. and 2:35 p.m in conditions with at least 54% humidity since bashing a bases-clearing triple against left-hander Randy Devereaux (who was sporting a truly regrettable bleached blonde mullet at the time) in his sophomore year of high school.

But he doesn't want you guys to know just how deep his shyt goes. That's why he wins, and we lose like the losing losers that we are.

 

[Kang Deezy]

"Notorious slow starter"....The 22-year old...

He's started off slow in every level of baseball

Please look it up before you pretend to know what you're talking about

 

[Kang Deezy]

Keep forgetting that I'm the one that discovered people like mike trout, Mookie betts, Kyle schwarber, Steven Matz, Carlos correa, do I need to go on?

 

[LouCollins4]

He's started off slow in every level of baseball

Please look it up before you pretend to know what you're talking about

Do you mean that he has had brief adjustment periods throughout his career when he has moved up a level? Guess that means pretty much every baseball player ever is a notoriously slow starter. Good to know.

(Although for what it's worth, his transitions from A to high A and from high A to AA were rather seamless.)

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Keep forgetting that I'm the one that discovered people like mike trout, Mookie betts, Kyle schwarber, Steven Matz, Carlos correa, do I need to go on?

Bwhahahahahahahabahaha

Omg!!!!!!!!

 

[Joly]

Keep forgetting that I'm the one that discovered people like mike trout, Mookie betts, Kyle schwarber, Steven Matz, Carlos correa, do I need to go on?

You are embarrassing yourself.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Chatwood