Nobody is asking you to explain anything.
Last year I finished second, you finished below me, and I didn't feel the need to explain anything to you.
We make fun of you because you're "strategy" is hilariously unhinged, and changes month to month.
The reason we're making fun of your draft is because you had an incredible pool to pull players from, plus your keepers, and failed to hold your pole position. And when somebody brags about their fantasy sports acumen as often as you do - seeing you flop is funny.
I think a large portion of us enjoy fantasy baseball, which is why this league exists. I watch less baseball than I do football/basketball -- but I enjoy fantasy baseball way more.
Personally, I like having you in the league, because you keep it interesting... you need somebody to stir the gravy, yanno? And when you're not trying to lure inactive players out of a slumber to make a deal with them, I think you're the kind of person every league needs.
But you're also a whiny fukking chump.
