In all seriousness, I think the trade deadline is in two days just so everybody is aware.
I wouldn't mind an upgrade at catcher, consolidating my pitching into another ace, and possibly an elite third closer to go with betances and Kimbrel
I'll move any picks
One of kinsler or Pedroia could be had
Kershaw could be moved for a pick if anybody is interested in taking a flyer on him, if you have a late 1st rounder why not buy low on Kershaw who is definitely a top 5 pick next year and you could even argue he goes number one which is what he was ranked even a month after he got hurt
Salazar is a 15th round keeper for another year
Cole, Greinke, pomeranz, gausman