Coli Breh Speaks Perfect Chinese.. from the School of Papa Pimp

[TRUEST]

I’ve discovered that the fastest way for me to learn a foreign language is to have raw, passionate, back scratching sex with a woman that speaks that language AND is indigenous to the land.

Usually done missionary style.

Making direct eye contact, while simultaneously penetrating her walls, bringing warmth and thrust directly to her, without an order.

Sometimes missionary may need to be switched up. Depends on the girl. And in that case I’d opt to sit on a chair, a specific kind of chair, often sculpted to look like the thrones of jinns.

 

[3rdWorld]

Some Turkish language is the world's hardest language to learn.
If you have learned it by age 8, you'll never get it.

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

I met breh at a random QT convenience store in Phoenix AZ about 3 months before he passed.Shyt tripped me out because I thought he lived in Ohio.Seemed like a cool brother.I'm 6'3, but he was towering above me.Didn't chat for long.He was with that chick you'd see in some of his later vids.She seemed very cautious, tho.She even stepped out of the car and looked over at him like "Are you OK? This nicca won't smoke!?" ..He had to waive her off.Looked like she might've had something chrome or metal tucked in her waistband.She was looking over the hood like a cop/trained shooter.I was sad as fukk when I found out he passed.In fact, I still get sad as fukk every time I talk about it.Breh was a light.A humanity connector.

breh, this is fukking crazy. i sear to god i heard rumors of his girl being the feds!!

 

[TL15]

Tryna Wok they world

 

[CopiousX]

And that's why "learning the language" gets you all the p*ssy in the world

Just think of a woman coming here that don't speak english but wants some dikk.... Imagine the advantage all her friends have when they can just run up on any nikka and start talking

Well that's us in most every country in the world because we don't tend nto speak other languages.. While every other country is full of people who speak their own and also English

This was true a decade ago, but not anymore . Both Google translate and these new AI models mean we are already at the point of instant, accurate translation. We even have smart glasses that translate whatever text you are looking at in real time.

I mean we are already at the point where two peoplecan be having a phone conversation in different languages, but software makes them hear the convo in their own respective languages in real-time.The game will be completely over once Elons nueralink (and the noninvasive versions) are online and the same is doable in person.

I'm personally bitter I spent years of my life learning a few languages, because all that time couldve been better spent learning other skill sets. Technology has turned language bros into dinosaurs.

Id compare modern language-learning to you learning Summerian logarithm tables or learning cursive writing. It's an okay parlor trick, but will have no usage whatsoever in the upcoming years. Only exception may be if you actually intend to move to these places and go native in their rural regions

 

[3rdWorld]

Total waste of time learning Chinese..just gives China more power in this world.

There's more English speakers in China than anywhere else so waste of time learning mandaring or Cantonese when they already speak English.

 

[LV Koopa]

playboy definitely gonna go and crack that second chick

 

[Batsute]

This was true a decade ago, but not anymore . Both Google translate and these new AI models mean we are already at the point of instant, accurate translation. We even have smart glasses that translate whatever text you are looking at in real time.

I mean we are already at the point where two peoplecan be having a phone conversation in different languages, but software makes them hear the convo in their own respective languages in real-time.The game will be completely over once Elons nueralink (and the noninvasive versions) are online and the same is doable in person.

I'm personally bitter I spent years of my life learning a few languages, because all that time couldve been better spent learning other skill sets. Technology has turned language bros into dinosaurs.

Id compare modern language-learning to you learning Summerian logarithm tables or learning cursive writing. It's an okay parlor trick, but will have no usage whatsoever in the upcoming years. Only exception may be if you actually intend to move to these places and go native in their rural regions

You’re right but not right. when I was in Japan it was me, a breh who lives there, and another breh hit up a girls bar in Shinjuku. My jap isn’t as good as breh’s who lived there, but I can hold a decent conversation and she was into the convo telling us wild shyt, but my friend who came with me didn’t know a fukkin word of Japanese.

She had to break out the translator for him asking the same questions we already and she was disinterested as hell, (twice actually cause we did it again in Osaka and I left his ass there to flounder.) Especially when he was ignorant of the culture. Even though those translators do a lot of heavy lifting you still gotta be able to talk and have some level of appreciation of the culture.

 

[HabitualChiller]

There's more English speakers in China than anywhere else

I'm sorry for going off on a tangent, but that's what pisses me off about Japan. I get that I'm in their country, but fukk, dawg, they speak surprisingly poor English. Like, less than 10% of the population speaks that shyt fluently. English is the closest thing to a world language that we have, it is THE language of business, and we've been close allies since the 50s. How the hell is that possible?

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

French can take a minute because it's like English where you have a gang of homophones and silent letters. It's also not that phonetic of a language.

If you put in an hour a day for Spanish, you'll be straight after a year or two. I say that because the most difficult part about it is memorizing the verb tenses, and figuring out how the different dialects butcher the language.

Fúcking Puerto Ricans and their slurred Spanish.

Facts!

(American) English has a lot of borrowed words from various Native and African languages, plus Latin, French etc., but it's got a heavy German influence. If you learn French at all, it becomes very obvious how to pronounce words but a pure English speaker will butcher everything at first.

August = Aout = "ooot"

Janvier = January = "john-vee-aaa" but the j is more like a soft "zhuzh" instead of J like James.

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Nǐ de yǎnjīng hěn piàoliang

Nǐ bùshì láizì Harlem qū