Coli Breh Speaks Perfect Chinese.. from the School of Papa Pimp

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French can take a minute because it's like English where you have a gang of homophones and silent letters. It's also not that phonetic of a language.

If you put in an hour a day for Spanish, you'll be straight after a year or two. I say that because the most difficult part about it is memorizing the verb tenses, and figuring out how the different dialects butcher the language:mjlol:.

Fúcking Puerto Ricans and their slurred Spanish.

This reminds me when I was trying to speak Arabic with a Tunisian kid, we both looked at each other like scooby doo and switched to English. Alot of the North African version had slang and French mixed in. When the creolized/slang version comes into play it's like you have to translate 3 or 4 times in your head.

Kinda like Caribbean English, Pidgin West African English vs British/Australian vs Canadian English vs American English.

Funny story, I brought my old lady stateside to the midwest and she heard a white guy speaking like he was black from the hood. She looked at me and said "what kind of english accent is that" I said it's a white guy talking like he's from a black neighborhood on the west side of town.
 

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What i've always noticed from alot of these language videos I watch on youtube is at first people are :scust: but as soon as they hear someone they don't expect speaking their language you're like a brother to them
And that's why "learning the language" gets you all the p*ssy in the world

Just think of a woman coming here that don't speak english but wants some dikk.... Imagine the advantage all her friends have when they can just run up on any nikka and start talking

Well that's us in most every country in the world because we don't tend nto speak other languages.. While every other country is full of people who speak their own and also English
 

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Just think of a woman coming here that don't speak english but wants some dikk
I think this is a bad example, fam:russ:.

A woman can 100% use Google translate to proposition a guy for sex, and the dude is fúcking her almost 100% of the time:dead:.

I knew a dude that smashed 3 Japanese women off translate, but women are weird, so idk how the fúck he did that. I've never heard of it otherwise.
 
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reminds me of laoshu505000 :mjcry:
I met breh at a random QT convenience store in Phoenix AZ about 3 months before he passed.Shyt tripped me out because I thought he lived in Ohio.Seemed like a cool brother.I'm 6'3, but he was towering above me.Didn't chat for long.He was with that chick you'd see in some of his later vids.She seemed very cautious, tho.She even stepped out of the car and looked over at him like "Are you OK? This nicca won't smoke!?" ..He had to waive her off.Looked like she might've had something chrome or metal tucked in her waistband.She was looking over the hood like a cop/trained shooter.I was sad as fukk when I found out he passed.In fact, I still get sad as fukk every time I talk about it.Breh was a light.A humanity connector.
 

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When they connected with him, they were like

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I applaud any person from a country that has a Latin alphabet who learns either Chinese, Korean or Japanese (He's Kenyan.)

They are literally the total opposite of any romance language. For most people, it takes 10 years to learn Japanese, and that shít isn't even as hard as Chinese.

For reference purposes, it'd take a native English-speaker like 1-3 years to become fluent in Spanish.
My brother lived in China for a couple years. He was having what sounded like a legit conversation with a Chinese delivery guy, and I was like I thought you said you couldn't.speak Chinese? He was like, I can't.
On the flip side, after an online course, some Colombian Novelas, and a couple trips to S America he's more or less fluent in Spanish.
 

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My brother lived in China for a couple years. He was having what sounded like a legit conversation with a Chinese delivery guy, and I was like I thought you said you couldn't.speak Chinese? He was like, I can't.
On the flip side, after an online course, some Colombian Novelas, and a couple trips to S America he's more or less fluent in Spanish.
It sounds like he put in some serious hours with both languages, or he's a natural.
 

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Tonal languages are crazy.

You need a really good sense of pitch to learn them later in life.

Some people are physically incapable of learning one if they didn’t grow up learning it.
 

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I think this is a bad example, fam:russ:.

A woman can 100% use Google translate to proposition a guy for sex, and the dude is fúcking her almost 100% of the time:dead:.

I knew a dude that smashed 3 Japanese women off translate, but women are weird, so idk how the fúck he did that. I've never heard of it otherwise.
Yea I forgot who I was talking about lol. We don't give two fukks :mjlol:
 
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