COLI BREH ALERT: Handsome isn't much of a compliment

[Krazy K]

But if she's going "I like your nose, eye lashes, hair, skin tone, lips" etc...

She said all of this and even thanked the lord for creating me

I've never gotten that one before


I think that might be the one you wanna get, tho.

I've even gotten "beautiful", but not gorgeous.

Gorgeous sounds like they're ready to be your personal porn star

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Handsome =
Cute =

 

[Neuromancer]

I'll help ya'll out since ya'll seem brand new to the game...

Cute (translation) you seem innocent...even if I threw the puss at you you would treat me like a queen rather than for the thot that I am.

Appearance - child like facial features/young looking in the face. Some feminine features.

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Fine/hot/sexy (translation) You recognize me for the inner hoe I need to release every now and again when I need my back blown out and cervix pushed back.

Appearance - mid 20's to 35 (prime of life)

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Handsome (translation) You're exactly what my respectable mom and dad have taught me to pursue for a husband. Your appearance exudes that you are mature, responsible, and will treat me like a queen/wife and not use me for a nut rag. You cause me to be inwardly conflicted about being a respectable woman and not a hoe. When I see a black man such as yourself I have to evaluate where I am in life and all of the irresponsible immature decisions I have made. When I'm around you I have to make sure I put up my best front because I do not want to reveal my insecurities and potentially have you pass me by for something better.

Appearance - maturity will depend, but anywhere from 18 - death

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nikkas in postmortem prime.

 

[ill_will82]

let coli threads poison your mind breh/brehettes.

 

[Neuromancer]

just came to the realization that when a chick says you are handsome, all it really means is you aint super hot, but you aint ugly, you aiight.


So I've been getting called this by chicks recently, and it's only after they interact with me over time

Its like they are like "after talking to you, you have good conversation and personality, which I would have not initially given you, and you are not what I like my Ideal guy to look like, but you aint ugly. over all I guess you are handsome"


just been realizing Its almost like a back handed compliment


So Im just now getting your approval



Keep your handsome compliment, i been thorough, it aint my fault you just now realizing it

Also how old are the women you deal with? They sound a little immature.

 

[B-Mint94]

But. I like being handsome

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Ugly nikka speaking

Handsome,even when looked at in a dictionary means a very good looking guy

You ugly so you wouldn't know

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Cite dictionary definitions as if they're used 100% accurately in everyday conversation, brehs.

You bundle of sticks.

 

[ill_will82]

How about taking a compliment for a compliment and just going about your day.

 

[Killigraphy]

YMMV. When a woman calls me handsome, she tends to stay around my perimeter, not use it in the context of pity.

The chick you were talking to used it to make you feel better, not because you're actually handsome.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

You nikkas are some legit weirdos

 

[TeenTitansGo]

Yeah as you get older that won't give a fukk-ness will emerge for the right dudes

Doubt It. I don't even call random guys cute unless I really get to know them. I like to keep it neutral.

 

[O.Red]

Chicks that called me handsome ended up throwing the p*ssy...that and chix saying we gone fight...get ur confidence up bruh...

Bruh

 

[Kaypain]

I say the same to my girl. I tell her you sure u want to marry my ugly ass?


She like you're not ugly you're handsome.



I'm like you just bsing me. Handsome? I want to be a sexy nikka

Handsome is when they don't want to hurt your feelings. They don't want to call you ugly, but they also they want to call sexy

 

[Neuromancer]

Not trying to shade the brehettes but women are experts at saying what they think sounds good. What they say and do are two different things, so I can understand the dudes skepticism, even if some are being genuine in their answers.

Not anymore they aren't.

 

[Bledswole]

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Cite dictionary definitions as if they're used 100% accurately in everyday conversation, brehs.

You bundle of sticks.

Y'all really lack comprehension skills on this bytch

Ima let you cook tho ugly nikka