Cojoined twins got married

[Pseudonym]

What if one sister is a hoe? They share the same vagina…the other one can feel it but has to close her eyes and wear earphones?

 

[ViShawn]

What's your excuse

 

[BuckFilly]

I get head in the strangest places
2 at the same time call in changing faces

 

[Bondye Vodou]

Babies gonna be siamese too.

 

[Pseudonym]

Babies gonna be siamese too.

Imagine having to wake up multiple times in the middle of night because your sister had a baby.

Can one be asleep while the other one is up and moving?

 

[frush11]

I saw bearded lady the other day, and freaked me out.

But this is something else. Wish em the best

 

[frush11]

Babies gonna be siamese too.

Really?

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

I want to say something inappropriate, but I'll let it go.

 

[acri1]

I wish them the best.

A divorce definitely wouldn't be a good look in this circumstance.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I bet he’s in a relationship with both of them, and he’s just marrying one on paper to save face.

No pun intended

 

[jadillac]

Dealing with 2 women at all times. Yikes lol.

What if one wants to argue and the other is chill?

 

[TripleAgent]

EVERY man should enjoy a double blowjob before he dies, but come on, creh...

 

[Pseudonym]

Dealing with 2 women at all times. Yikes lol.

What if one wants to argue and the other is chill?

What if one is a lesbian?

 

[Skooby]

so when one dies, the other just gotta look at her dead sister all day?

They do share a few organs so I would imagine the other dies soon after.

 

[Justise M]

They do share a few organs so I would imagine the other dies soon after.

Hopefully. I saw the diagram where they got different hearts. So u was thinking if one had heart failure and died, the other would be fine on her side