CNN: "Dzhokhar Tsarnaev charged with using weapon of mass destruction"

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[ame]https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/326392083063635968[/ame]

See, he told us all along there were "weapons of mass destruction"

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i hope he gets life in jail so he can get butt fukked every day in prison for the rest of his miserable life, plus it's less expensive than the death penalty due to all the appeals :lawd:
 

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i hope he gets life in jail so he can get butt fukked every day in prison for the rest of his miserable life, plus it's less expensive than the death penalty due to all the appeals

I think the chances of him ending up in the general population of any booty-rape prison are pretty low
 

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SMH @ y'all.

This is supposed to be somewhat of a joke thread. :damn:


Note: the ridiculous pics of Bush and the "weapons of mass destruction"
 

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Too bad they didn't throw him in some black site, or gitmo.


We all know how liberals and the conspiracy theorist America haters would love that.
 

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a pipe bomb is a WMD? :what:

You know i know a guy (:jawalrus:) who in highschool made a potato cannon that involved hairspray. Technically speaking if that person were to have closed off the cannon opening it was a pipe bomb? I wonder if they could have filed wmd charges against said person now?

Maybe it's intent?
 

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a pipe bomb is a WMD?

the bar is actually lower than you might think:

Weapon of mass destruction - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For the purposes of US criminal law concerning terrorism,[28] weapons of mass destruction are defined as:

-any destructive device defined as any explosive, incendiary, or poison gas bomb, grenade, rocket having a propellant charge of more than four ounces, missile having an explosive or incendiary charge of more than one-quarter ounce, mine, or device similar to any of the devices described in the preceding clauses[29]

-any weapon that is designed or intended to cause death or serious bodily injury through the release, dissemination, or impact of toxic or poisonous chemicals, or their precursors

-any weapon involving a biological agent, toxin, or vector

-any weapon that is designed to release radiation or radioactivity at a level dangerous to human life[30]

The Federal Bureau of Investigation's definition is similar to that presented above from the terrorism statute:[31]

-any explosive or incendiary device, as defined in Title 18 USC, Section 921: bomb, grenade, rocket, missile, mine, or other device with a charge of more than one quarter ounce

-any weapon designed or intended to cause death or serious bodily injury through the release, dissemination, or impact of toxic or poisonous chemicals or their precursors

-any weapon involving a disease organism

-any weapon designed to release radiation or radioactivity at a level dangerous to human life

-any device or weapon designed or intended to cause death or serious bodily injury by causing a malfunction of or destruction of an aircraft or other vehicle that carries humans or of an aircraft or other vehicle whose malfunction or destruction may cause said aircraft or other vehicle to cause death or serious bodily injury to humans who may be within range of the vector in its course of travel or the travel of its debris.

Indictments and convictions for possession and use of WMD such as truck bombs,[32] pipe bombs,[33] shoe bombs,[34] cactus needles coated with botulin toxin,[35] etc. have been obtained under 18 USC 2332a.
 
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