CM Punk FIRED from AEW; Returns to WWE

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I'm still trying to understand how this happened. I get Punk fighting another wrestler, but what motivated him to attack his own boss?

I'm just imagining a scenario where Punk's kicking Jungle Boy in the ribs while he's on the floor and Tony comes up to him wondering what the hell's going on.

"Punk, what are you doing?"

"I'm kicking this dude's ass, what do you think I'm doing?!"

"Punk, please stop it. Get off him, cut it out!"

"fukk off, Tony, this doesn't concern you."

"It does. I'm just trying to help you out, man."

"Oh, you're helping me?! I'll fukking help  you!"

Punk chokes Tony like he's Bart Simpson. He then goes on to wrestle his match, gets escorted out of the building by police, and he has his termination papers mailed to him overnight. He looks at AJ and says to her while eating a muffin, "Some things never change, huh?"
Everything ends with this song playing in the background explaining the aftermath

 
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Stooge World Order found out the news he's not coming back home to Daddy Vince and have been given the green light to resume shytting on him.

I see :mjlol:

Also, Naomi and Sasha walking out had plenty to do with race. A producer gave them the coded "attitudes!" reply that strong black women are always labeled as. This is how cacs move when you question one of their dumb ass decisions. It's all love (see: Bianca) until you question them...

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I see :mjlol:

Also, Naomi and Sasha walking out had plenty to do with race. A producer gave them the coded "attitudes!" reply that strong black women are always labeled as. This is how cacs move when you question one of their dumb ass decisions. It's all love (see: Bianca) until you question them...

You know what I'm sayin @King Sun
Dudes want to ignore that because it doesn't fit the narrative.
 

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fukk it, why not? Because ppl were saying that they didn't do this to Austin...but, McMachon AND JR AND The Rock buried him on TV and he came back to a quarter million dollar fine and fight Eric Bishoff twice and put the Rock over at Wrestlemania and his career was done.







":to: They would've never done that to Stone Cold" They did. :dahell:

Damn thats crazy. Of course nobody replied to this….


Facts > Narratives

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Melzter confirming it was cokeboy who made the call and everyone adhered to him

Which is interesting given it seems like he supposed to be having less control. Meltzer to that point also said Vince control is being removed for now like he did about Punk not coming back so I dont know what the fukk is happening
 

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Melzter confirming it was cokeboy who made the call and everyone adhered to him

Which is interesting given it seems like he supposed to be having less control. Meltzer to that point also said Vince control is being removed for now like he did about Punk not coming back so I dont know what the fukk is happening
Cokeboy graduated to the Cokefather. :ohhh:

“THAT CRYBABY PHIL WANTS 11 MIL?! TELL HIM I’M GONNA BOOK HIM IN A STORYLINE HE CAN’T REFUSE, PAL!”
 

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Melzter confirming it was cokeboy who made the call and everyone adhered to him

Which is interesting given it seems like he supposed to be having less control. Meltzer to that point also said Vince control is being removed for now like he did about Punk not coming back so I dont know what the fukk is happening

Sounds like when you don't give a fukk what your wife says and the homies wanna go out

"Sorry, brehs, :troll: wife won't let me out"

They don't want his difficult ass
 

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On how she initially thought the incident between Miro and CM Punk actually happened for real: "There’s so many parts of that story that’s outrageous. Well, first thing is, I didn’t know about this story until it was blowing up online. That’s when Miro decided to tell me about it, and I was like, ‘What is happening right now?’ I was like, ‘Why are you picking a fight with him? Why?’ I stay off Twitter a lot. I just really don’t try to; in WWE, I would stir the pot a lot because I felt like that was my character, but that’s not really my nature. I mean, maybe sometimes, it’s a lot of fun. But I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ You know? Like, ‘Why? Why? Why are you doing that?’ There’s a part of me that knew I was debuting, I’m like, ‘Oh, God. Can we just lay low, please? Can we just like lay low? You’re gonna be picking at the showrunner? Are you insane?’ So, I was getting hot. Then, the next thing I hear is Miro was pissed that CM Punk went to the dirt sheets and said he was joking. I’m like, ‘Were you joking?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah.'"


On how Miro convinced her that the story was real because she believes everything is real, only to later make sure she knew it was just a joke: "So then for, like, five hours or until that time, he was selling the whole story to me like it was real. Selling it to me like it was all real. I’m like, ‘So, wait, you’re telling me it was a joke?’ He tells me the story of how CM Punk is like, ‘Do you have a problem with me?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah,’ and CM Punk goes, ‘You want to fight?’ Miro goes, ‘Here, or in the ring?’ I’m like, ‘You’re telling me that was a joke?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah.’ I’m like, ‘You’ve got to be kidding me right now.’ He’s like, ‘Oh, I forgot you take everything literal, CJ.’ I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I’m done. I’m literally done.’ So he finds it really funny that I believe everything."

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"Miro is like a different dude. He beat me up in my last match, in the Royal Rumble. Like, that's when he debuted. That was his debut. Because I remember grabbing him and being like, 'look man, you're debuting. What do you want to do?' He was like, 'I don't know, I'll get you in a corner and I'll beat you up.' I was like, I'm the biggest name in the ring, you got to hit me with some big stuff. He was like, 'oh really'. I was like, please get your moment, have a moment. He started and I left and now we're both gone, somewhere new, he's like a different guy."




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fukk it, why not? Because ppl were saying that they didn't do this to Austin...but, McMachon AND JR AND The Rock buried him on TV and he came back to a quarter million dollar fine and fight Eric Bishoff twice and put the Rock over at Wrestlemania and his career was done.







":to: They would've never done that to Stone Cold" They did. :dahell:

That McMahon one wasn’t shytting on him at all :ehh:
 

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November. Chicago. Survivor Series. The Best In The World returns from the indies.

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Summer Of Punk 2024 come soon :wow:
 
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