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More often than not I tend to take that L.
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Closet BBW Loving Brehito Gets Exposed At Comedy Show
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The BasedFather
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Juan a hoe ass nikka 
Just keep it a buck. You ain’t got to lie Craig!!!!
Just keep it a buck. You ain’t got to lie Craig!!!!
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I think I remember this story…Earthquake
I promise you he didnt buy those ticketsHow dumb do you have to be to sit in the front row if you’re trying to hide your carnitas (deep fried pork) habit?
I brought an ex to a comedy show. I'm big and buff and a notable presence, so they sat me at the front and I'm like sure whatever. I don't mind the jokes and love it.
The comedian asks where me and my girl met. I flexed hard and overly self-assuredly say, "TINDER!!!". The comedian said "oh he serious. I'm not messin wit him". It was all jokes.
After the show, my ex says, "NEVER tell anyone we met on tinder!!
!" All seriously. The whole room took it in jest except her. She didn't even know that I warded the comedian off with my confidence though and they feed off that hesitation and shyness, so I did her a favor 
. That's when I knew the bytch wasn't for me 
The comedian asks where me and my girl met. I flexed hard and overly self-assuredly say, "TINDER!!!". The comedian said "oh he serious. I'm not messin wit him". It was all jokes.
After the show, my ex says, "NEVER tell anyone we met on tinder!!
!" All seriously. The whole room took it in jest except her. She didn't even know that I warded the comedian off with my confidence though and they feed off that hesitation and shyness, so I did her a favor . That's when I knew the bytch wasn't for me 
Ether from a comedian on stage is the worst. Believe me I know
My and my girl got (lightly) roasted by D.L. Hughley.
We sat right in the front. He saw my girl and was like "Damn, you got your mask pulled up to your eyebrows"
(it was during COVID).
