How dumb do you have to be to sit in the front row if you’re trying to hide your carnitas (deep fried pork) habit?
Closet BBW Loving Brehito Gets Exposed At Comedy Show
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Ether from a comedian on stage is the worst. Believe me I know 
soon as they start with you start answering as you are walking to the washroom. i'm not the one... can't be sat there roastingEther from a comedian on stage is the worst. Believe me I know
feelosofer
#ninergang
Breh is pretty funny.
But that BBW Latina had that like 'yea I'm breaking that dikk in half face'
But that BBW Latina had that like 'yea I'm breaking that dikk in half face'
We gotta hear the story breh. The Coli is here to support you.Ether from a comedian on stage is the worst. Believe me I know
Hater Eraser
Veteran
Exactly .. I went to a comedy show w/ a chick recently and she was like lets sit in the front !
I was like nah
But then the chick promoter was telling everyone in the crowd to move up to the first few rows because they were filming .. and wanted to make it look full
It was lo key dead in there and not many ppl
So I was like bet .. Im gonna go smoke though in a minute . So its gonna be an empty seat anyway if they shoot this way
So I stayed for the first comedian who was an unfunny cac .. but toward the end of his set . I dipped out to smoke
So when I came back it was a brother from the bay on stage so I tried to stick with him but he was lo key dry af too .. He made a couple of comments towards me but mainly he was just asking stuff like .. " Amirite breh ?? "
So later on the chick was telling me , while I was gone that the dude was trying to hit on her from the stage and making jokes about why she's there alone ?
Then she said that the first cac comedian came up to him on stage and was like..
" Hey yo I seen her dude .. he's here . And he's HUGE "
She said after that the black comedian chilled
And thats why he was trying to interact and be cool w/ me when I sat back down
breh trying to play it off 
my nikka she was very comfy
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
We gotta hear the story breh. The Coli is here to support you.
AIYO. On everything B. Fukk Earthquake that fat fukk!
I of course told yall the story about Earthquake sonning me. The first part of the story was lost when :hamster: got gunned up and clapped quick. So here is Part 1 of the fukkery. All of this started because of my home girl Lori.:francis: Lori was a home girl in every sense of the word. She is...
www.thecoli.com
Earthquake fried me to a Fricassee TWICE. Sonned me so bad even to this day when I see him on tv I wince
