CK3: Livin da Nug life, we break em down & smoke em: Denver Nuggets vs Your Boss Angeles Lakers
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Vancouver Grizzly Fan
AKA Vancouver Baller
Peeps gotta stop disrespecting Denver with this Lakers in 4, 5, nonsense. This ain't easy work! Denver competes and will play defense unlike the sorry ass Blazers and Rockets.
If Barton was healthy I think Denver takes this in 6. Laker should win in 6. Michael Porter Jr definitely will have to be the X-Factor for Denver in order to win.
If Barton was healthy I think Denver takes this in 6. Laker should win in 6. Michael Porter Jr definitely will have to be the X-Factor for Denver in order to win.
Brief Keef
Superstar
We can’t begin this thang without first foremost and always giving thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in all professional sports your Boss Angeles Lakers, the gold standard in sports and entertainment today! Ten years ago we were here, after all the hell since we're here again, Bron said it best, we're built different. This and the next series is dedicated to all the tank dogs that couldn’t make it, all the real stans that stayed down and was never fakin, and all the peasant franchises that stayed hatin.....
This years 2020 NBA Western Conference Finals game thread is brought to you by the GOAT stanchise in all professional sports, the Lakers World Order aka Lakeset GOATgang aka GOAT-Generation X, Lake Show Records aka GOAT Limit Productions. Smileys designed by @3Rivers the gawd Studios, the elite brand in designer coli smileys. This 7 game series of fukkery is scheduled for 4 fall for the NBA Western Conference Corona Championship of 2020, this matchup is officially licensed and approved by 30 billionaire owners, in conjunction with a demonic cartoon mouse, a WOAT president lookin for distractions, and a Nosferatu lookin commissioner lookin to get paid. Any re-creation, duplication, or plageration of this or any other licensed game thread without the expressed written consent of LWO brehs is strictly prohibited and shameless swagger jacking of the top stanbase in sports. All rights reserved like a bottle of Steel, bih....
Coming to you live, from the Coronadome, in Orlando, Florida....
The Greatest Show on Earth..........
Presents...........
Corona Kombat: Act III
The Battle for Boss Angeles
On the last episode of The Greatest Show on Earth, it had been nearly one calendar year since GOAT franchise found themselves trapped in a Shanghai hotel due to the fukkery of Darryl Morey and the bum ass rockets. The season started in a bubble and now it looks to end in one. Fast forward a year later, and Big Hollywood Bron, A-Dog, and the rest of the gang have just put the final nails into the coffin of the rockets analytics monstrosity that the Warriors has so soundly and methodically destroyed throughout the seasons. Their Shanghai ordeal as well the ordeal of basketball fans everywhere suffering from the eyesore that was their brand of basketball had finally been brought to stern basketball justice. One of the most hated opps within the Lakers stanbase are now no more. Harden's scamming led him nowhere, Russ' boneheaded ways doomed him, Darryl Morey got his team banned from a multibillion dollar market, and mike f'ucktoni's grift is once again in search of a new victim. And now, 8 games separate the basketball world from 10 years worth of LWO shyt talkin and flexing running through these streets like mongol hoards.
This road has been a long one for both teams meeting at this destined showdown. For the GOAT franchise, haters everywhere were left in disgust as the Pelicans, who everyone said would never trade for the Lakers trash, suddenly did the unthinkable and traded AD to the Lakers in exchange for nearly all of the beloved tank dogs leaving only Caruso and Kuzma. As time progressed, a team was forged through front office fukkery, injuries, doubters, and untimely death. While for the proverbial favorites and new nemesis the clipshyts have faced a longer road. The clipshyts have always been red headed stepchild in Boss Angeles. Forever cursed with either putrid basketball teams or 2nd round banners status. But when a coked up condor named ballmer took the team from that racist piece of shyt sterling his mission to make the clipshyts into a winner has been clear. A few season later, they boast one of the best teams in basketball after pulling a miracle in the 11th hour, with the aid of GOAT franchise legend the Logo and that weasel Uncle Dennis, to acquire peg leg and playoff memphis bleek. Now led by two time champion peg leg, his trusty sidekick Catfish P, muggin montrez, and that rat pat bev look to change minds and hearts. Since this fateful summertime shuffling, two questions became clear, would AD rise to the next level and be a championship player with the Lakers, and did Kawhi make the right decision to sign with the clips over the Lakers and his defending champion Toronto Raptors. And so now, awaiting GOAT franchise on the path to the first championship in 10 years is the doja of all doja franchises the clipshyts. Or at least that's what they hope to change this season. The paper champions look to defend their title against all comers and look like they cant be beat. Truly, this is the day of the “took the warriors to 6 games” Clippers and the Lakers time has gone. And in this, their finest hour in franchise history....what force could possibly stand in their flimsy way? Certainly not the Lakers....
So having already won the title back in late October, this would seem to be nothing more than a comfortable cruise for the clipshyts to defend their media driven and given championship. Having so far spotted extra games to the Mavs and Nuggets, the clipshyts continue to use the same smart, clever, thinking that Kawhi and Uncle Dennis used when they signed, by getting extra in game practice reps to more thoroughly stomp the Lakers. However, this doesn’t mean GOAT franchise has no chance. Thus far, the Lakers led by Big Hollywood Bron and AD have pulled off a stunning five game upset of the greatest 8th seed of all time on the planet Earth the Failblazers. They then followed up this magical run with another thrilling and stunning 5 game upset against the heavily favored and vaunted Loseton Flopkets and their fringe HouAnon stanbase. With contributions from Klutchplayvious Ballwell Pope, the Last Caction Hero, Quarantine Kuz, How Many More Bricks Green, Razor Rajon, and Chief Kieff the Lakers have brought hope that someone might be able to challenge this tried and true championship clipshyts squad. Surely, if any team has the means to do it it would be the lowly and humble GOAT franchise in all professional sports your Boss Angeles Lakers.
In this grand matchup are also the smaller matchups. Big Hollywood Bron vs peg leg for 2020 supremacy, AD’s sometimes soft play vs Catfish P’s usually soft ways, Project Rat Bev's jawjacking vs Rumblin Razor Rajon Rondo's crisp jabbin, Twin vs Twin, the croat cac Zuwop vs Hell Vell McGee for center supremacy in Staples, Jeanie and Linda (....err, Rob) vs Logo and ballmer for top cacs of Boss Angeles basketball, the Last Caction Hero Stone Cold Caruso McClain vs generic action movie villian Shamet Gruber, AR and Phillybul vs plates of Reggie Weed and J'MyPlayer Green, there's opps on all sides for all involved. Both teams have taken different paths to finally meet in this soon to be classic series. And as such, each team has different motivations but all want the same results. The clipshyts want their first title, peg leg wants to do the impossible by gettin two dead end franchises championships back to back. Big Hollywood Bron wants to resurrect the Lakers franchise and win a title in memory of the patron saint of basketball the one shooting gawd pbuh and his lil one. AD wants to finally place his name among the basketball greats. Thotma wants more slutty starlets to date, and Lou Will wants more hoes with lemon pepper plates marching thru his gates. The stakes couldn’t be higher in 2020 for both ball clubs.
But of course, as sports always goes. Only one team will enjoy the glory and the other team will agonize in bitter defeat and wonder where things went wrong. The fukkery in this series will be often, the end of series ether will be potent, and one of these teams will finally get their championship wish and ownership of Boss Angeles, the basketball Mecca of the world. The other will have to wait and wade through more 2020 uncertainty before getting another shot. After all the shyt talk, all the pundits hot taking and coli posters fakin. Expert opinions. Death sentences. No more talk. No more funny shyt. No more excuses. Just pain. Win or go home, on the next episode of the Greatest Show on Earth. fukk that shyt. Y’all wanted this. Play ball, bytch!
hold up......
hold up......
wait wait wait.......
YALL LOST TO DENVER?!?!?!?!?!?!
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nugs couldnt even get in the thread title...had me thinkin u was on drugs nikka
Conscious Pilot
Do Better.
Don’t think I’ve seen that many Poll Options before 
Conscious Pilot
Do Better.
Lord_Chief_Rocka
Superstar
Go ahead and get this *ring Lakers
HollywoodP
#LongLive24 #TMC America's Team, Lakeshow, & ASU
Legacy Over Lemon PepperL.A. Our Way, Driven Over Given, Streetlights Over Spotlights, Grit Over Glam
finallyjames
Pro
'playoff memphis bleek'
finallyjames
Pro
Jordan>>LeFrozen
It was written in the Bible
I wish I could be in LA so I could shyt on some clipper fans in person. How incredibly embarrassing
I'm in LA right now and don't have the slightest idea how I could go about shytting on a Clipper fan in person.
Just gotta say though, if Denver takes out the Lakers too this may be the all-time legendary backfire thread. 
Family Lives Matter
#FLM
Lakers in 5 we drop the second game that's it
